"Doctor, there are some men, they say they need to talk to you, and they don't look friendly." Erin calls over to Dr. Evans. She was his first transformation, originally a guy named Aaron, he actually wanted to become a woman and he helped, now she works for him.
"Did you get a name?" He asks in return.
"A Mr. Cremona." Dr. Evans starts to get nervous, Mr. Cremona is a major local crime boss.
"Umm... send him to my office." Dr. Evans instructs. He waits nervously at his desk for Mr. Cremona.
The boss walks in, flanked by two large men with baseball bats. "Doc, you got a nice thing going for you here, as do I. So I think you'll understand that to keep a good thing going, you need money. So, I'll need 30% of your profits, do you understand?"
"I understand," Dr. Evans responds, "but I'm barely running profits as it is. If you would prefer, I could provide complimentary medical care."
Mr. Cremora thinks for a moment and responds, "I think that would work. In fact, I'd like to have my first appointment right now. Joey, Carley, step out."
Once they've stepped out, Dr. Evans asks, "So, sir, what is wrong?"
"My knee, it's been bothering me for a while, it hurts after sitting or laying down for long periods of time, and it makes a cracking noise when I get up in the morning."
"Sounds like your cartilage is worn. I think I have some pills that can help." Dr. Evans grabs a pill bottle from under his desk. "Here you go, take two, every day starting now."
"Alright." Mr. Cremona pops the pills and...