My name was Mike Thatcher. I was pretty much your average teenage guy. That is, until the day I ended up becoming the worst thing imaginable... an older woman!
That's right. I'm not me anymore. It all started one fateful morning...
I'd just gotten my driver's liscence. I was going out to get some groceries for my family, because I was willing to do just about anything to use the car.
Suddenly, I heard a thump. "Oh, shit!" I thought. If I'd damaged the car, I probably wouldn't be able to drive it for a long time!
I checked the front of the car. It was fine. But he old lady I hit sure wasn't!
"Are you okay?" I asked, "come on, wake up, you old cow."
"What was that?" she exclaimed, jumping up at me with a fiery rage.
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to!" I exclaimed.
You need to learn how to respect your elders. Ah yes, I have just the right curse in mind!" said the old woman.
"Curse? What are you saying, you old hag?" I demanded.
"That cuts it! From this point on, you will have to live your life as an adult woman... let's see how you like it!"
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