Sonic the Hedgehog was a brave, adventerous hero. Absolutely nothing phased him.
Except boredom. Oh, how boredom scared him. It meant there was nothing to do, no reason to run. Stillness made him nervous.
Granted, he wasn't entirely unhappy with it, as it meant Eggman wasn't hurting people, but really, sitting and doing nothing wasn't his thing. Unless he was sleeping, and he wasn't tired at all.
...He could find a way to get tired, though. A smirk came to his face.
"Heh. Maybe find me someone to have fun with," he said, spinning to his feet and running off. Certainly, he had plenty of options. Rouge was an unashamed slut. Sally, despite the fact that they were no longer a steady thing, was more than willing to occasionally have sex. Nicole was always eager to experience organic sensation. Hell, even Amy was fun now and then. (So long as she didn't rant about marriage, anyway. Commitment wasn't his thing, as his failed romance with Sally proved.)
Sonic ran off, reviewing his many options for a date as he ran.
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Bunnie D'Coolette was a happily married woman. A cyborg rabbit, she sported mechanical legs and a mechanical arm, hidden implants in her spine to keep the strength of her limbs from damaging her regular body and give them extra power. She also was very curvaceous, with an ample bust and rear, her rear topped by a fluffy tail. Her body was golden furred, like a southern sunset, and her ears were long and enticingly floppy. She usually wore a pink leotard, bearing her limbs, and white gloves, which most of Mobius wore anyway.
Her husband was Antoine D'Coolette, a royal guardsman. A handsome, aristocratic fox with blonde hair, dark brown fur, and a charming accent, he wore red boots, white gloves, and an x-shaped sash. He usually carried with him a sword, which he used in devastating, buzzsaw-like homing attacks. More than that, he was brave. Not 'mindlessly fearless' brave, but 'scared out of his wits but fighting anyway' brave. And she loved him so much for that.
The two were happy. The two were content.
"Hng..." Bunnie said, fidgeting as she and Antoine patrolled the castle grounds
"Hm?" Antoine said. "What is wrong, ma belle?"
"Itchy..." Bunnie said. "Along the implant points in my spine. Hard to reach even with my arm extender. Y'mind?"
Antoine smiled. "Not at all, mi amore," he said, scratching his lover's back, along the base of her spine, her leotard leaving her back exposed.
Bunnie sighed in relief. "That's the spot... Thank y'kindly, darlin,'" she said. Before she could move on, however, Antoine fully moved behind her and began to fondle her breasts.
"Antoine?" Bunnie said, amused.
"Mmmyes?" Antoine said, smirking.
Bunnie gasped as Antoine tweaked her nipples. "That's not my back," she said, grinning.
"I know," Antoine said. "But I say to myself, 'Antoine, what if your beloved wife's front is itchy as well?'"
"You're not exactly scratching," Bunnie said.
Antoine grinned. "Special technique from my native land," he said.
Bunnie giggled. "By the Walkers I love you..."
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"Captain," said the massive yeti crab. "You can't do this. You can't negotiate with Abyss!"
"Seriously, Mr. Bristles is right," the yellow jellyfish girl said, brushing a tentacle out of her face. "This can't end well."
"She's nuts, Captain!" the red sharkgirl said. "You know what she's done!"
The young lemming boy said nothing, he just cowered in the corner. The captain, a one-eyed otter, sighed. "Mr. Bristles, Opal, Blade, Dive, I appreciate your concern. But we're not getting out of this mess until I negotiate with Abyss. I hate to deal with that traitor, but we have little choice."
An armored Mobian came up to the cell, opening it. "Captain Shellbreaker, Egg Boss Abyss has requested your presence," he said.
The otter nodded. "Stay steadfast, me lads," Shellbreaker said. "I'll get us out of this."
The soldier let Shellbreaker out of his cell, guiding him through guarded hallways to Abyss's personal chambers. He opened the door, let the captured pirate captain in. Shellbreaker prepared himself, closing his eyes and stepping through, ready to glare at Abyss...
...only to find the squid woman waiting for him, clad only in a revealing nightie instead of her uniform. The green lace accentuated the pirate queen's buxom frame and beautiful white skin. Her elongated, squidlike head didn't detract from her beauty, her longest tentacles tipped with mechanical diamonds. A sultry smirk was on her beak.
Shellbreaker smirked. "So I'm guessing that our 'negotiations...'"
"Are just a cheap excuse for me to get you in my chambers and fuck you," Abyss said.
Shellbreaker folded his arms. "And if I say no? I'm still mad at ye for betraying us for Eggman," he said.
"Then I send you all to Maw so he can use you for the roboticizer experiments," Abyss said, Shellbreaker flinching. Abyss grinned viciously. "That's right, Maw's getting it working again. And all you have to do to avoid it is fuck me," she said.
Shellbreaker said nothing for a moment. One of Abyss's tentacles snaked out and brushed at his crotch, which showed a visible bulge. Shellbreaker blushed. Abyss chuckled. "Don't deny it," she said. "You want me as much as I want you. And I'm not above enjoying hatesex."
Shellbreaker smirked a little. "All right. But take that stupid thing off," he said. "Ye always looked better in a tight swimsuit anyway..."
Abyss grinned.