Naruto Uzumaki was taken aback. He'd never really known that Hinata had such feelings for him, but now... yeah, he guessed he could see it. She came off as a stalker at times, but it was mainly her shyness keeping her from saying her feelings.
Plus, she'd stayed faithful to him over the years, only ever showing interest in him. While Sakura, the object of his affections, chased that pain in the ass Sasuke. He had gotten over her a long time ago.
...And come to think of it, she was actually pretty hot. She had a great rack under that heavy coat she wore, had a cute voice, great hair, the Byakugan eyes gave her an exotic look, and was just nice all around.
Yeah... yeah, he could go for that.
And if what he was feeling from Kurama, the fox spirit that lived inside of him, was any indication, she agreed too.
He looked up, the blonde ninja smiling at Hinata Hyuga, who was shy twiddling her fingers, waiting for a response to her confession. Naruto could tell that she was about to bolt, the kunoichi shaking.
He grinned, leaning in and giving her a kiss.
Hinata jolted, squeaking in surprise and pleasure as the boy of her dreams accepted her feelings with a kiss. And oh, it was everything she dreamed of. His lips felt wonderful, and oh my goodness he was pressing his body to hers, and suddenly this hoodie felt really warm...
Naruto eventually broke the kiss, Hinata making another squeak noise. He smirked at her. "Wanna go lose your virginity to your new boyfriend?" he asked.
"Yesplz," Hinata said, grinning widely.
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Tsunade was bored. The older woman, who used a jutsu to keep herself young-looking and sexy, sighed, her immense breasts bouncing slightly as she stretched. She needed something to do, and Shizune had hid all her booze and gambling supplies.
The blonde Hokage was a woman of simple pleasures. A little sake, some dice, and she could have a good time for hours. (Losing all her money in the process, but she tried to focus on the good things.) Plus, things were peaceful right now, so she had even less to do.
"Damn it, I should just go out and find a couple young studs to fuck me silly," Tsunade said... at the exact moment Kakashi Hatake and Might Guy came into the room. She stared at them.
They stared at her.
She shrugged. "I could do far worse," she said. "Either of you interested?"
Kakashi smirked beneath his mask. "Propositioned by the Hokage? A little inappropriate," he said.
"HA!" Might said. "Inappropriate? Maybe. But two men like us, in the prime of our..."
"Rant about youth or any of your other stuff and I swear to god you will go for the rest of your life unable to cum," Tsunade said. She was skilled in medical jutsu. She could do it.
Might shut up. Kakashi cackled. "You got him to be quiet. Now I'm REALLY turned on!" he declared.
Tsunade smirked. "Close the door behind you," she said, beckoning them in as she removed her top.
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Rock Lee was honestly surprised that Sakura Haruno was in here. The pink-haired kunoichi was infamously in love with Sasuke Uchiha, a traitor to the village who had been reluctantly accepted back into the clan after he had helped save the world.
"Sakura-chan?" Rock said, the bushy-browed taijutsu specialist looking worried. She had been staring out the window of Rock's bedroom the entire time, a sad smile on her face. "Are you..."
"Sasuke's impotent," Sakura said suddenly.
Rock blinked. "Oh. That's... tragic..." he said, while inwardly he was giggling. Big and mighty Sasuke can't get it up?
Sakura chuckled weakly. "I guess... that helped me realize something... I was just coming over here to try and seduce you into a one night's stand to relieve my sexual frustration, but the more I thought about it, the more I realized... Sasuke's a jerk. He shouldn't have been accepted back..." She looked at Rock. "I don't love him anymore."
Rock felt his hopes rising. "O-oh?"
Sakura smiled warmly. "And then there's you," she said. "So kind. So caring. So... well-built..."
Rock's face turned bright red, and he could feel his pants bulging.
"I don't know what's going to happen, Rock-san," Sakura said. "But tonight, I want to feel loved. Preferably by someone with great physical skill," Sakura said, pressing her body to Rock's. "Can you do that for me?"
Rock's chakra flared, destroying both of their clothes. Rock blushed. Sakura grinned. "I'll take that as a yes," she said.