I'm not her!

         Still pestered by the laughing boys and their water guns, Jessica frowns as she tries the door, only to find it is locked. One of the boys, a really annoying smaller one with freckles and gleefully mean eyes, rears up from below the porch and tossed another water balloon at Jess. It misses her by inches, breaking a potted plant on a window sill next to the door.

         Furious, Jess yells, forgetting how adorable she looks in her girly togs, You little brat! You come back here right this instant!”.

         He laughs and yells “Nyah, nyah! You’re the brat! Come and catch me…if you can!” as he runs off down a driveway leading back to a garage/storage shed area for the property next to Mrs. Bradley’s big house.

         As Jessica almost has the still-laughing nuisance by the collar, she passes a corner with a blind-side. Instantly, she is swept off her feet as the other two boys leap out and surprise her, causing her to shriek!

         Jess screams louder, bellowing for help, as the grinning freckled kid grabs tight around her kicking legs, effectively trapping her between them with her arms behind her. Still fighting for all her might, breathless, Jess manages, “Let…me…GO!” as she tussles to free herself.

         The boys are laughing, “New kid! New kid! The stupid black & blue kid!” as the mean little freckled boy hatches a plan that delights the boys, but horrifies Jessica, as they drag her towards a wheeled engine hoist just inside the neighbor’s garage chanting, “MEGA-WEDGIE!” so loudly, Jessica has the nagging suspicion they’ve done this before as a sort of “Welcome to the block” for new kids to the neighborhood.

         The two bigger boys lift Jessica clean off the ground, carrying her over to the hook dangling from a chain on the crane, which the freckled kid had lowered for them. Placing her back on her feet next to the garage lifter, one fights to hold on to her while the other manages to pull her ducky undies up and out from under her suspender shorts!

         Out of breath and fighting like mad, Jessica growls, “Don’t you! Stop it! No!” as she suddenly feels the cold metal of the hook and the sudden pressure as her panties are yanked up and under hears the manual crane lever being cranked, and the immanent tugging of her bottom upward, then clean off the floor! Jess is suspended in an awful wedgie! Her arms and legs flair in the air to no avail as she relies on the strength of the cute cotton panties to keep her from falling!

         The boys are all laughing and pointing at her, continuing to chant, “Mega-Wedgie!” over and over while they take pictures and video of their furious wedgie-victim. Jessica feels as helpless as a baby in a jumper, and quickly realizes that throwing her limbs around only makes the already tight drawing up of the underwear between her legs even worse, “Let me down! I mean it! Ouch!”, cries Jessica, as the boys continue to brainstorm on how to haze the new kid.