Kiba walked with a scowl on his face, juggling a box of dog treats in his hand as Akamaru drooled beside him.
He was upset because, at the academy, Naruto was called the master of pranks, and not him!
What the hell was that? Kiba was a great prankster!
He put thumbtacks on teachers' chairs and bugs in girls' bento boxes!
Sure Naruto could paint the entire Hokage monument...
And sure Naruto could make exploding paint balloons....
And sure Naruto had the courage to go after Chuunin...
Grr, but it doesn't matter! Kiba was the real prankster! He's been doing it for far longer as well! Just ask his mom and sister!
Kiba growled before hearing Akarmaru give another sad whine. He looked down at his lifelong companion.
"Hold on boy, try and wait till we get home. This is to train you to walk with me the entire way from the market and back without getting distracted of running away, right?"
Akamaru barked in response.
"Good, so just hold out for a little more-"
As they turned the corner Kiba caught sight of the person of his disdain. Naruto was walking slowly farther up ahead, noticeably without his jacket. Kiba stared at him quizzically before Akamaru jumped up and tried to bite the box of treats out of his hand.
"Ah! Hey boy, no! Down! Sheesh, you really are crazy for these things...." Kiba stared at the box, and then back to Naruto. An idea formed in his head.
"Hey, Naruto!" He ran up to the other boy with a carefree smile on his face, waving wildly. Naruto looked over his shoulder and tilted his head.
"Hey man, what are you doing out?" Still smiling outwardly, Kiba hid his wicked intentions. Not well enough though, as Naruto looked put off.
"Uhhhh....hey. You okay?"
"Never been better!" Came the too-quick reply.
"Right...um well I'm looking for my jacket," Naruto replied while continuing to walk.
"What didya drop it? A little too clumsy are ya?"
"No, I had to leave it behind when I was escaping some Chuunin after my latest prank. I didn't think they would take it so I'm looking around for it."
This boiled Kiba's blood. It was like Naruto was rubbing it in his face! His grip on the box of dog treats became tighter as he nearly squished them all. Naruto didn't seem to notice as he was still looking for his jacket, so Kiba quickly took a few out and hid them in his palm.
"Well don't worry buddy, I'm sure it will come up!" Kiba smiled again while patting Naruto on the lower back.
"....Yeah...thanks Kiba." Naruto gave an awkward smile, too preoccupied with his missing item and how creepy Kiba was being that he didn't notice Kiba slip the dog treats under his waistband.
"Look, maybe it fell under there!" Kiba pointed to a vending machine before looking at Naruto again. "I think I smell it!" He tapped his nose.
Naruto rushed over, getting down on his stomach to look under the machine. There, he felt a small weight on his back and then hear growling from Kiba's dog.
"Huh? What's he doing Kiba?" Naruto squirmed as Akamaru smelled his behind.
"Hahaha! Maybe he thinks you have something for him!"
"Wha-" Before Naruto could ask the laughing boy anything further the dog dug its nose down Naruto's pants before grabbing onto his undies.
"Mep!" Naruto squeaked as the dog started violently tugging Naruto's under up in a twisted tug-of-war game.
"Kiba help!" Naruto yelled as the dog twisted his tugged at different intervals, causing Naruto's underwear to rid further and further up.
"Hang on!" Kiba laughed before coming over and sitting down on Naruto's legs, making it impossible for him to get up.
"Hey!!!" Naruto tried to kick as Akamaru growled, slowly making his way up Naruto's back. His undies went from his lower back up to his mid-back. Now they are almost reaching his shoulders.
"Down! Down dog! Stop! Sit!" Naruto tried every command he knew of but nothing worked, and Kiba was laughing so hard he couldn't even speak. Naruto yelled and screamed as his undies were slowly twisted and pulled all the way up to the back of his head. His back arched and he shook all over as Akamaru finally stepped off of him.
Naruto tried to sit up, and in doing so place his head directly in his stretched underwear overhead. With a grunt Akamaru let his grip go and Naruto's undies snapped into place on his forehead, putting him into a painful atomic wedgie.
"HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" Kiba was laughing so hard that he rolled off of Naruto's legs. Slapping his legs at the sight of the blue froggy underwear stretched so thin over Naruto's head.
"Good boy Akamaru, good boy!" Kiba said while feeding his dog treats.
"How is that, master prankster!" Kiba smiled down at Naruto, who fell over on his stomach in pain with his ass high in the air. Kiba gave that quivering butt a good ol' spank before picking up his dog.
"You're the best!"
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