As you peered upwards at the monolithic woman you called a friend, you were in complete surprise as she bent over to look underneath the door, surely trying to make a better estimate on whether you were home or not. It wasn't like you hadn't pretended otherwise in the past, after all. You barely had time to react as the blue hair swooped down, and you were locked into a stare with the green eyes of Kristy. She gasped for a moment, before dropping the rest of her body to the floor, lying down in the hallway to make sure you weren't a hallucination of sorts.
"OH MY GOD DUDE, IS THAT REALLY YOU?" She boomed, the scent of weed washing over you with her warm voice. "HOLY SHIT, IT ACTUALLY IS!" She exclaimed, standing up and carefully opening the door above you. You didn't have time to warn her to be careful before she plucked you off the ground, and into the sky above. Her face sported a childish grin as she pulled you closer, wanting a closer examination of her friend.
"Kristy! You've got to help me! I was shipped a size ray, and I shrunk myself down! I was planning on growing myself back when you came in!" You shouted up to her, letting her in on what was going on. If she knew this much already, it probably wouldn't take a genius to figure out how it happened, given the gun was resting on the floor in your room,
"NEAT." She echoed before you, obviously not understanding the full levity of the situation. Then again, could you really expect someone to understand how monumental the power of the gun was if they were high when they found out? You shrugged it off, before she carried you over to the ray, picking it up with her free hand. "SO THIS THING IS SUPPOSED TO SHRINK AND GROW THINGS?" She asked.
"Yeah! Be careful with it!" You yell upwards, as she set you down on your coffee table. She dug through her pockets for a moment, before pulling out a small plastic bag filled with weed. She giggled as she took out a nugget, setting it a good ways away from you on the table, and flipped the gun to it's alternate setting. With a simple blast, the small bit of weed slowly grew, until it was around a pound or so.
"OH MY GOD MAN. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?!" She asked excitedly.
"Yeah, it's world changing!" You screamed back up.
"I KNOW. WE NEVER HAVE TO BUY WEED AGAIN!" She said enthusiastically, breaking off a piece. You palmed your face, realizing that this woman had no idea what she was in possession of. As she held the gun up, she seemed to pose with it, happy to have a tool so revolutionary, sure to make her life easier wherever she found herself lazy.
"ALRIGHT DUDE, HOLD STILL,
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