The moment you were about to ask him if he could eat you, you were interrupted buy the sound of a car noise outside. Your parents were arriving and it made no sence if they were to find you missing and a bear with a stuffed stomach.
A few days had passed since the kitchen incident. But you took every opportunity you got, to help Paddington, no matter how silly it was. And the best part was, you always got thanked the same way.
One day, every one was out of the house again, leaving just you and Paddington alone, again. And you saw the opportunity in this. You couldn't contained it any longer. You had to tell Paddington how you felt.
"Paddington?" you asked as you entered him room.
"Hey! Come in" he greeted, jumping of his bed to come to you
"I... I have something to ask of you".
"Of course Jonathan, anything."
"I... I wa... want you to... to... eat me" you shyfully said.
"What did you say?" Paddington didnt heard you.
"I want you to eat me" you said again more firmly.
"Hmm... Are you sure!? I mean, I can do it but... you're my friend, Jonathan. I could never eat a friend."
"Please please please. Ever since the kitchen incident the other day, I've been waiting to ask you this."
"Well..." he said "Ok. I guess we could try it. But I've never done it so I dont know what to do. Just uhh... get undress."
"Yes he agreed!" you thought. You started to get undressed when Paddington continued. "As you know, I only saw this being done twice with Uncle Pastuso. The first time when he ate an explorer by mistake, and the second time when he told me I needed to be put in place, for being a bad bear".
"You never told me what you did to deserve being called a bad bear. What did you do?" asked Jonahan while getting halfway into his task.
"The first time I did marmalade on my own, I messed the kitchen up and got fully covered in marmalade."
"And then he ate you?"
"Yes and no! He was so angry with me, that he put me in... in his butt"
"In his butt!? Are you serious?" A glimpse of excitement could be noticed in Jonathans voice, but the bear didnt picked it up, since he was to busy reliving that memory.
"Uh... yes! We are a very stretchy kind of bears." Paddington confirmed
When Jonathan was done he stood in front of Paddington. Finally, he was going to eat you, right here and now. "You ready?" Paddington asked. As you were about to respond, Paddington's intestines started to rumble. "I'm sorry" he apologized "I really need to fart. Do you mind?" "Not at all." you replied. "Thanks!". Then a big fart escaped his butt. It immediately filled the room with the disgusting smell. You had no choise but to sniff it. The more you sniffed it, the more you kind of liked it. Then you remembered Paddingtons story and it hit you. Paddington also saw the way you were sniffing the lingingering smell of his fart and he saw how much you were enjoying it. He then had the same idea.
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