Tina Vato was a 19-year-old pet head raised by 24-year-old single male Todd Batin. Todd fed, walked, and raised Tina, and in return, she told him some valuable dating tips.
One day, Todd came home from work, frustrated. Tina was there to greet him. "What's wrong, my handsome owner who I love so much?" she asked.
"It's official, Tin," Todd said. "I am undateable."
"Oh, don't say that."
Todd sighed. "I think it'd be better if I was a pet head like you."
Tina levitated at the surprise of Todd's declaration. "Pet head? Does that mean you're planning to give me away?"
"Far from it. You can have my body after the operation."
"Your body? But you're male, and I'm female."
"Didn't you say you were a Lesbian in high school?"
"Oh, right. I still prefer woman today. OK, let's go swap."
"I knew you'd see it my way."
And so, Todd took Tina to the Head Clinic. The person at the counter said, "Hello, what would you like for you and your pet head?"
"I would like to be a pet head," Todd said.
"And I would like my head attached to his body," Tina finished.
"Interesting decision," the person said. "Follow me."
Todd followed the receptionist into a white room with an operating table. He and Tina were greeted by a doctor.
"Hello, you two," the doctor said. "I am Dr. Pausé."
Todd and Tina greeted the good doctor and told him their plan.
"Ah, the third 'swap' operation I've had today," Pausé said. "And the first one with opposite genders! This should be interesting. Take some pills and lie down."
Both Todd and Tina took some knock-out pills and fell asleep on the operating table.
"Excellent. Now let's get started."
...
Both Todd and Tina woke up later, seeing that the operation was a complete success.
"Yes, I'm a pet head!" Todd said.
"And I have a body!" Tina said. "A body that definitely doesn't match my head, but I'll get used to it." She picked up the head of her owner, now her pet. "Now I'm taking care of you."
"Thanks, doc," Todd said.
"Anytime," Pausé said, handing Tina two lollipops. "Come again soon."
Tina carried Todd's head while giving him a lollipop to chew on. Tina chewed on the other. They headed home to plot their next plan.
"So Tina," Todd said, "how does it feel to have a male body?"
"It feels... odd," Tina said. She suddenly felt something. "Also, a certain male part of yours is giving me a rash."
"Just avoid hot flashes at all costs," Todd suggested.
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