I smiled. "I would be happy to show you around the train, Miss Raines." I said. "But first, we need to actually get you on the train."
Coletta nodded. "I do need all the help I can get. I mean, I weigh 977 pounds, and 800 of those pounds are in these behemoths." She said, referring to her mammoth chest. "They did get me a movie role, though."
"I think I've heard your name before." I said. "What movie was it? 'Attack of the Killer DVD's'?"
Coletta smiled. "A favorite role of mine. But I can tell you more when I'm on the train." She said.
I nodded and went over to the intercom to call for some help.
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After getting all of Coletta's bags into her compartment and getting her a trolley for her breasts, I was able to start a tour of the train. Along the way, a few other travellers recognzed Coletta, and she was happy enough to sign some autographs (apparently even the rich and famous get star struck sometimes). As I showed her the pool car, we were talking about her acting.
"I've heard you're a good actress, and you have some dramatic roles, so why do you take roles in smaller films? 'Attack of the Killer DVD's', 'Captain Midnight Man', 'Sorority Slaughterhouse'. Kind of low key, isn't it?" I ask.
Coletta chuckled. "Yeah, acting was my dream. And my first few roles were dramatic. But they weren't fun. Stifiling make-up, boring scripts, bland co-stars, and overly long shoots. I was so bored. But action movies? Dumb slasher flicks? Campy B-Films? That's where the real fun is. In those, you can cut loose, overact to your hearts content, and you get co-stars who are much more interesting." She explained.
"But most of those films failed commercially." I say.
"Commercially, yes. And most reviews are mixed. But that's not important to me. I just wanted to act, not make money. Though being rich enough to go to Gaia 2.0 is a nice bonus." She replied.
I nodded. "Some friends of mine saw a film of yours. 'Insects of Joy', I think it was." I said.
At this, Coletta frowned. "Oh, that film. It was alright, but Jamie was a NIGHTMARE!"
I knew who she was talking about. Jamie Billet. American actress currently preparing for a role as the glutonnous Queen Edith II. She was overly demanding, short tempered, a major diva, and insisted everyone treat like the queen. She was working to put on 30+ feet of weight by the time we get to Gaia.
"I know the feeling." I said.
"She insisted everything be done HER way." Coletta said. "Always demanding reshoots if she didn't look perfect. Getting co-stars replaced if she didn't like them. Turned the director into her whipping boy. Even insulted my acting, saying I was just a bimbo using her tits to get roles."
Her comment did draw my eyes to her breasts, but I could understand why she was pissed. Before I could say anything, though, someone walked up to us. Turing to look, I saw...