You make it to the bathroom without incident, but your peace doesn't last long. You've just remembered that it's Fart Contest Day, a day when your mom accepts any and all challengers who think they can out-fart her. You are always the judge and the biggest loser of them all. Even from the bathroom, you can hear a big nasty round of practice farts being fired off and your mother trying out some "trash talk" for her hypothetical opponents. It's so geeky that you want to roll your eyes.
But this year, you plan on being your mom's challenger and getting some much needed payback. You have a plan to win and you intend to do it in such a way that your mom will be as utterly humiliated as you've felt for all your life. A small rumble from your stomach suddenly gets your attention and you rip a particularly potent fart of your own. You take it as a sign of good fortune to come and pull out your secret weapon. What is it?
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