You opened your eyes to the giant face of Lisa, your athletic older sister, and her partner in crime Mary, behind her.
"OH GOOD YOU'RE AWAKE. MARY AND I NEED YOUR HELP WITH SOMETHING," Lisa stated, her face a mere inches from him.
"YEAH LITTLE GUY, WE'RE HAVING A BIT OF A DISAGREEMENT, AND WE THINK YOU CAN HELP US SETTLE IT," Mary added.
You sigh as you turn away from the giant smirking face you just woke up to as you try to come to your senses.
"What time is it?" You ask.
"IT'S 5:00AM, THE PERFECT TIME TO SETTLE OUR DEBATE." Lisa answered.
What on earth could they be driving at this early? Whatever it is, it can't be good... You wonder.
"Okay, how can I help you?"
"WELL, MARY AND I WERE HAVING A DEBATE ABOUT MOM. YOU SEE, WITH AGE COMES ALL SORTS OF CHANGES, TAKE FOR EXAMPLE HER SIZE. AS WE ALL KNOW SHE'S GOTTEN A LOT BIGGER OVER THE YEARS..." Lisa said.
"ESPECIALLY IN THE ASS. FOR GOD'S SAKE, SHE HAS TO TURN SIDEWAYS WHEN SHE WALKS THROUGH THE DOOR, AND EVEN THEN SHE'S PUSHING IT WITH THAT TANK BUTT!" Mary chimed in.
"BAHAHAHAHA," Lisa burst out laughing.
"I get it, mom's big, nothing new..." You said.
"YEAH BUT YOU SEE, NOT ALL CHANGES ARE AS OBVIOUS AS SIZE AND WEIGHT. TAKE FOR EXAMPLE EYESIGHT. WITH EYE GLASSES, AND CONTACTS THESE DAYS, IT'S NOT ALWAYS SO SIMPLE." Lisa said.
"WHICH IS WHAT BRINGS US TO OUR LITTLE DEBATE. YOU SEE WE BOTH THINK MOM'S EYESIGHT IS BAD WITHOUT GLASSES, BUT I THINK MOM STILL CAN SEE A LITTLE BIT IF SHE'S REALLY CLOSE." Mary said.
"AND I THINK SHE'S SO BLIND SHE CAN'T SEE SHIT, IN FACT SHE CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HER SON AND AND SAY AN INANIMATE OBJECT OF SIMILAR SHAPE AND SIZE. THAT'S WHERE YOU COME IN!" Lisa said.
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