"Oh that's right...I was going to swing by the neighbor's for a bit. Wait, which one though?" Usually you can keep track of your plans, but today you honestly can't. Today is sunday, you remember that much, so you do have school tomorrow. But the reason you can't remember is because you have business with ALL the neighbors, but you only agreed to spend time with one.
Roxanne had called and left you a message asking that you come over and to wear something sexy. But by now everyone knows she doesn't mean it. Your neighbor is incredibly sexy and flirtatious, but that's just so she can get you to do what she wants. Most days she says she'll give you an "special thank you" in return for watching her twin daughters. Just like an idiot you always stare at her rack and say yes. Those little demons love tormenting you. They sit on you, step on you, and even try to bite your head off. You secretly love it, but it does feel a bit wrong to get that kind of sensation from 8 year olds. Plus, even you get tired of being abused after a few hours. Then it just becomes pain. At least she pays well. Before having twins she used to be a model, but now she's an agent. She once offered you a position as a full time nanny for $30,000 a month, but you refused. It would have required you to drop out of school to watch over monsters. You've asked her why she asks you, the only small person in the world, to watch over her brats. Apparently they like you, both the kids and her.
Then there's Professor Amanda Rosswell. Ever since you started high school you've been spending more time with her to try and increase your chances of getting into her university. Amanda is a lonely woman, she's realizing that she's almost 30 and still not married. So she got a cat to fill that void in her life. You like hanging out with Amanda, but hate her cat. The damn thing always attacks you when you're over. But she still likes people more than cats, so she usually lets the fur-ball outside when you come over. She's also a popular video blogger online with videos ranging from how her day went, to scientific theorems, to videos of her in a bikini. Honestly she'll do anything for more views. You've guest starred on a few of her videos, and each time her viewer rating shoots up. They like her interacting with you, so she asked if you would be willing to come over and try out a few things people suggested in the comments.
That sounds like fun, but if you're looking for a really good time you should head to Carla's house. The college party girl throws huge ragers at her house almost every week. You're always invited, but you've only gone once before. Being in a house with intoxicated giants was a bit overstimulating. It was fun, but no one even noticed you were there. If you tried to dance, you'd get stomped. If you rested, someone sat on you. You couldn't even get any booze because it was all on the liquor table and no one would help you up. On the other hand, it was full of hot slutty women. Carla and her friends have shown an interest in you a few times in the past, but you didn't take them up on it. Yet.
Then there was the sad neighbor, Karen Weeseman. She's living alone even though she's about your age. You don't know all the details, but her parents are in jail for abusing her. Her extended family are paying for her to live on her own since she doesn't want to be near anyone. One day you saw her changing through the window and noticed numerous scars that she hides under long sleeve shirts. You've been trying to befriend her, and maybe help her work through her problems.
Then there was Nancy. If you were ever trying to find her house, all you had to do was look for where the grass is dead and beer cans litter the yard. She is the trashiest woman you have ever met and its a mystery how she can afford to live in your upper-class neighborhood. She's overweight, frequently burps, is constantly drunk, and doesn't give a shit about anybody. But she's also the woman who took your virginity last year. When you rushed to her side after she passed out on her lawn, she ended up puking on you. She took you inside to wash you off, but once your clothes were off more things happened. The next day she realized she'd committed statutory rape and said she'd do anything to keep you quite. When you said you wanted to do that again, she happily complied. Anytime you feel horny, you go see her to fix that problem. However, you feel like recently she's starting to plot to keep you quiet. Permanently.