“Of course, he’s not in,” Lee muttered as she looked into her boss’ empty office. “Was today actually a holiday?” she continued as she walked back to her cubical. “Well I’ve already clocked in, might as well get some work done while I got the place to myself.” Lee sat down on her chair and booted up her computer. “Besides, a little extra holiday pay could go into my next vacation.”
Focusing on her work Lee never noticed the literal small group of people gathering outside her cubical.
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“Anybody got any ideas?” Cullen asked as he stared up the skyscraper like woman who used to be his subordinate before turning towards the others who had been at the office the night before with him.
“I think that we should stay the fuck away from her.” Susan, a fortyish year-old pear shaped black woman replied. “I don’t know about you all but I have no intention of ending up like Steven. He tried to get her attention and that bitch crushed him under her heel without even looking back.”
“Steven died because he stood right in front of her waving and shouting like a moron.” Himako, a Japanese woman who was the opposite of Lee in every way. Where as Lee was tall and ridiculously curvy, Himako was short; even before the shrinking she was barely four and a half feet tall and petite. Where Lee’s face always seemed seductive Himako looked like she should still be in middle school.
Funny considering that the two were actually classmates.
“I believe that our best course of action is to get her attention in a way that doesn’t make her think that we are bugs.” Himako continued, “Before I shrank, I had been bringing some papers towards your office, sir. Those papers are currently on the ground in my cubical, if we work together, we could drag one of the papers here and use it as a sign. Four little black shapes on the ground might be seen as bugs, but four little black shapes dragging a large piece of paper behind them might draw enough attention to make Lee take a closer look at us.”
“It’s a great plan.” Edward, a well-muscled thirty-year-old white guy, replied sarcastically, “Except you forgot the part where your cubical is on the other side of the room from Lee’s and just getting there could take us hours. We’d be lucky to get to your cubical before she leaves, let alone making the trip back with the paper.”
“Then what would you suggest Edward?” Cullen asked, hoping to nip any arguments in the bud. The last thing the group needed was for a fight to start between them.
“Simple, we climb her and get her attention.” Edward stated
“Now THAT is a stupid plan.” Susan cut in, and the other two nodded in agreement. “Lee is basically a skyscraper to us. How the fuck do you expect us to reach that bitches fat head without falling to our deaths?”
“First off, your fat bitchyness, I don’t expect US to make it up there. I expect MYSELF to make it up there. I happen to be great at rock climbing after all. Second, I don’t have make it up to her head, I just have to get onto her seat. From there I just need to dive into her pussy and set her off. Badda bing badda boom she notices me.”
“That’s sexual harassment!” Himako shouted with a red face.
Edward scoffed, “Please, you're only mad that you can’t make it up there you fake jailbait lesbian. I know for a fact that you watch her cam shows and that you want her to “smother you with her breasts”.
Himako’s mouth snapped shut at that.
“Now if you excuse me everyone, paradise awaits.” Edward said as he started walking towards the giant Lee.
Cullen’s own mouth stood agape for a while longer before he could shake himself out of it. Looking at the two women before him he knew that it was his job to make the best possible choice for their continued survival.
Eventually he decided to follow…
1. Susan’s Plan: Sad to say but the relationship between Lee and himself wasn’t the best and she had more then enough reason to dislike him. Best to wait for the next normal sized person to come. Lee couldn’t be the ONLY person left unshrunk after all.
2. Himako’s Plan: It was well thought out and while it might take awhile it had a great chance at working. Worse comes to worse they could use the plan on the next giant to enter the building. Lee couldn’t be the ONLY person left unshrunk after all.
3. Edward’s Plan: Cullen.exe has crashed, only man-in-giant-pussy.jpg is available.