"EAT ME!" said the fox as he recorded the MobiusTube video. "Seriously, eat me. I want to be food. I want to be digested in some pretty young lady's stomach and become fat for their boobs, belly, and have my remains flushed down the drain. I am offering myself to every young woman on Mobius as food."
Tails wiggled his butt for the screen. "I'm delicious, I assure you. And I'll wiggle in your stomach most pleasantly. Don't worry about causing me pain, I'll take a drug that will dull my pain centers while strengthening my pleasure centers just before you eat me." He turned back around, and patted his tummy. "I mean, just look at me! Who wouldn't want to have a plump, juicy fox like me for a meal? And I'll be getting plumper and juicier by the time I choose a predator to gulp me down!"
Tails grinned. "That's right, I'm choosing a predator. If you want me to become your fat, to fuel your sexy body, send me a video and try to seduce me. Show off your maw, talk about how good I'll look swelling out your tummy, how big I'll make your breasts and ass. Don't worry, I won't post any of your videos on the internet. They're just for my personal enjoyment." He pulled up an image on the side of the screen. "And if you're wondering if weight gain is all you'll get out of this, the winner will also be paid ten million rings from my bank account. And yes, this is my legit bank account. I've got a lot of patents out there right now."
Tails thought a moment and added, "Ladies only, please. Despite the oddly popular theory, I assure you I am heterosexual." He looked mildly ill. "I mean, I view Sonic as my big brother, not my butt buddy. Geez louise."
Tails shook his head, and went back to smirking. "As for those of you who are worried about murdering me, don't be," he said. "I'm using this as a way of testing the 'extra lives' system I've invented." He moved the camera over to a glowing device with ten power rings in it. "If it works, after I'm completely digested, I'll respawn right there. As proof, I'll ask the lucky predator to completely record my consumption and digestion and post it to my account, with my respawning being auto-recorded and posted as well. If it doesn't... Then my predator and a few friends will inheret all of my money and possessions."
Tails giggled. "It's win-win for me either way. If I respawn, then my 'extra lives' system works and we get an advantage in the fight against Eggman. If not, then I go out the way I want to. In the belly of a hot young woman," he said. "So send in those vids, ladies. I'm sure you're hungry."