Countess Jiāng Shí (Ms. Jiāng/Shí) — Jiangshi, her, 53”, 111lbs., 644 y/o, math teacher
Yeah, yeah, a vampire that likes counting, how stereotypical, but Shí will have you know she was good with numbers before she was a hopping corpse. She got her experience with math as a bureaucrat for the Qing Dynasty, and she was the best to ever do the job, too. Her talent with math not only got her a job teaching it, it also got her a place in the vampire clan known as “The Bloods” as their accountant. Because even evil vampire conglomerates hate doing their taxes.
•Atypically agile, considering Jiangsh are known for being afflicted by rigor mortis. She’s still a total stiff.
•Hair, skin, eyes and clothes? All blue.
• She still keeps the style of her time alive (or at least undead) in her choice of clothing and how she does her hair and her makeup.
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Ms. Chloe Patrick — Egyptian Mummy, her, 5’5”, 133lbs., 3,000+ y/o, history teacher
Easily the oldest person (discounting primordial entities) in Monster City, if not the world, Ms. Patrick takes her job seriously, because if you don’t learn from history, you’re doomed to relive it, and she is so very tired of reliving it. While she has no patience for stupidity, she finds no greater joy than in curing ignorance through education. Of course, she’s not heartless (it’s in a jar on her mantle) and has pity for those monsters that do not have a brain, either in their heads or in a jar.
•Probably the most hygienic mummy. She changes the skin tight wrappings that cover everything but her golden eyes every other hour.
•If she catches you looking at her Nefertitties, she will kick you asp.
•Your son(s) and/or daughter(s) call her mummy, too.