You realize that you're on thin ice. You know that this little more than a kangaroo court. Still you know there's only one thing you can do at this point.
"Please your honor don't reclassify me as food." you beg
"The evidence against you is pretty high, it seems like what your boss is proposing is the perfect punishment for messing up her business venture." says the judge, unmoved.
"I agree, I made a mistake. But doesn't everybody? I don't believe that making a mistake warrants me ending up in a woman's stomach. Fired? Yes. But eaten? No. I sincerely apologize to my boss and the loss of revenue my mistake caused, but I implore both her and you, your honor not to reclassify me as food. There must be some other way to settle this other than auctioning me off to a hungry woman"
The judge thinks for a minute. What is her ruling?
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