As Ant Man walks into the warehouse, you can't help but feel a sense of nervous excitement. You love Ant Man and think he's a funny superhero, you just hope that his size changing technology doesn't mess with his stomach.
But as Ant Man approaches, your curiosity quickly turns to disgust. The superhero's suit is soaked with sweat and the unmistakable smell of farts. You try to hold your breath as Ant Man sits onto the special chair and settles himself onto your face.
"Sorry about the smell, Quentin," Ant Man says with a mischievous grin. "But I've been on a bit of a bender and I've got some gas to clear out."
Without warning, Ant Man releases a barrage of noxious farts right into your face. The smell is overpowering, and you feel your eyes watering and your stomach heaving as you try to endure the stench. As the farts go on and on, you can't help but wonder how much longer you can take it.
But just when you think you can't handle any more, Ant Man stands up and offeres you a friendly pat on the back. "Thanks for the sniff, Quentin," he says. "I'll be sure to spread the word to my superhero friends."
You watch in disbelief as Ant Man strutts out of the warehouse, leaving you alone with the smell of his farts still lingering in the air. You can't believe that you have just earned $300 for enduring one of the most unpleasant experiences of your life.
And just as you think that you receive more money.
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