"Hello, and welcome to Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?! I'm your host, my name's not that important, but our guests are." The host said, and the audience cheered.
"Our first contestant is an orange tabby cat who, for over forty years, has made daily appearances in the funny pages, and as of 2020, is officially owned by Nickelodeon. He's snarky, lazy, and an extreme glutton. His favorite hobbies include sleeping, eating, and on occasion, kicking his best friend Odie off the table. Please welcome our first guest, Garfield the Cat!" the host announced, and the audience cheered as Garfield walked in.
"Thank you for having me on your show, Mr. Host. It's really great to be here!" Garfield told the host.
"You're welcome, Garfield. Are you ready to play Millionaire?" the host asked Garfield.
"Is Odie the world's dumbest dog? Of course I am." Garfield told the host.
"Okay, Garfield. Here are the rules. You have ten questions, and if you answer them all correctly, you'll win a million dollars. If you get one wrong, you'll lose the game, but you're welcome to walk away with what money you have if the question's too tough. You have three lifelines; you can call a friend to see if they know they answer, you can pick 50/50 to reduce the answers down to two, and you can ask the audience to see if they know the answer. Do you understand?" the host asked Garfield.
"Of course I do. Cats are smarter than dogs, after all. Now let's get started, I want to win that million! Just think what I could buy with it!" Garfield told the host.
"A lifetime supply of lasagna?" the host asked Garfield.
"Lucky guess." Garfield told the host.
"Okay, then, Garfield. Here is your first question for $100.00.
When someone says 'I love lasagna', a common reply is 'If you love it so much, then' what?" The host began, then he turned to the producers.
"Really, with this guy?" The host asked the producers, then he gave the answers.
"A. Skip to my Lou
B. Why don't you marry it?
C. Go buy stock
D. You're gonna get cooties"
What does Garfield do?
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