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B. Why don't you marry it?
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"Logically, the correct answer to this question should be C. Go buy stock. I mean, once you eat something you like, like lasagna, you should be inclined to purchase stock of it. It just makes perfect sense." Garfield told the host.
"Is that your final answer, Garfield?" the host asked Garfield.
"Of course not. I know the correct answer is really B. Why don't you marry it?, even though it makes no sense. I mean, why would you want to marry something you're about to eat? I suppose it could make sense if you're a praying mantis. They eat the heads of their mates, after all. I'm gonna go with B. Why don't you marry it? as my final answer." Garfield told the host.
"Okay, B. Why don't you marry it?. Let's see if that's the correct answer." The host told Garfield. Sure enough, a green light shone over B. Why don't you marry it?, indicating that Garfield had answered correctly.
"And B. Why don't you marry it? is the correct answer! Well done, Garfield, you just won $100!" the host told Garfield as the audience cheered.
"Yes! One answer down, nine to go! Winning this game should be easier than kicking Odie off the table!" Garfield told the host.
"We'll see about that, Garfield. Anyway, here is your second question for $500.00.
On Chip N Dale: Rescue Rangers, what is the name of the Rescue Rangers' felonious archenemy?" the host began, then he turned to the producers again.
"Seriously?" the host asked the producers, then he gave the answers.
"A. Ratigan B. Fat Cat C. Scat Cat D. Canterville Cat"
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