After being undercover in the Mafia for the last six months, Jake Peralta was, at long last, returning to his job as one of the ninety-ninth precinct's top detectives. However, not everyone was happy to see him returning to duty soon after his undercover assignment. Some among his fellow cops, like detective Amy Santiago, were worried about Jake becoming the target of an assassination attempt by the Mafia.
Worried about his well-being, Amy went over his head to ask Captain Holt for his blessing to be his guardian angel, and he quickly signed off on the project. Granting Amy the right to do anything she deemed necessary to protect him from harm, anything.
To that end, Detective Santiago's next stop was to the precinct's armory to obtain the non-lethal means to force Jake's cooperation in her new assignment. On her way there, she encountered Gina. Who was responsible for the inventory at the ninety-ninth precinct.
"Gina, can I have the key to get the experimental shrinking equipment?" Amy asked, expecting to face an uphill battle against the eccentric woman.
The shrinking equipment was designed and subsequently created to help more petite officers, like Amy Santiago, arrest larger and physically stronger suspects in a non-lethal manner. By shrinking them down to the size of bugs and overwhelming them with her superior strength.
However, the shrinking equipment had been on lockdown ever since Rosa used it to shrink one of her suspects and proceeded to "accidentally" step on him, turning him into a stain under her boot.
"Yeah, sure here," Gina said, handing her the key without a fight.
"Wait, aren't you going to ask me what I need the shrinking equipment for?" Amy asked in disbelieve, accepting the key.
"Nah. It's probably something boring, like trying to fit more binders in your desk. Just put it back when you're finished." Gina mocked. Although insulted, Amy couldn't deny that it would help her better manage her open and closed cases.
"For your information, I want to use it to shrink Jake so I can put him into witness protection," Santiago responded, oversharing her plan. Unsure of how Gina would respond, after learning she planned to shrink her childhood friend.
However, Gina hardly batted an eye at Amy's plan, "Whatever! You'll probably just stuff him inside your pocket or something lame like that." the ninety-ninth precinct's administrator responded, rolling her eyes.
"You aren't the least bit surprised I plan to shrink Jake?" Amy asked in shock, unable to believe that Gina had accurately guessed her preferred hiding spot for Jake.
"What? Of course not! I thought about shrinking all you losers the first day that equipment arrived. I'd make you all worship me as your god." Gina overshared, looking up and daydreaming at the thought of having complete control over her colleagues.
Amy, for one, was horrified by the idea as she sidestepped past Gina on her way to the armory, not wanting to find out what role she played in Gina's shrinking fantasy. She had half a mind to hold onto the shrinking equipment for safekeeping, making the precinct a safer place for everyone.
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Amy's plan was simple, don't have the conversation with Jake about shrinking him for witness protection. In her mind, it was easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.
She cornered him in the records room, quietly closing the door behind her. So she didn't alert Jake to her plans as she pulled out the shrinking device and set it to the lowest setting, wanting Jake to be as small as possible. That way, she could hide him easier.
Before Jake could react, Amy pulled the trigger on the device, shrinking him instantly and forcing him to drop the file he was holding. A split second later, Jake was barely a centimeter tall on the floor, not even visible to Amy at a distance as she looked down in awe, hoping she hadn't just made her love interest microscopic. Maybe putting the device on the lowest setting wasn't the best idea.
Jake looked at himself and his surroundings in disbelief, unable to believe that he was so tiny, like he walked onto the set of Honey I Shrunk The Kids. Then Boom, the gigantic file he was reading for his latest case, fell from the sky, landing on the floor with a thunderous clap. The wind pressure created by the fall knocked Jake on his tiny ass as Amy moved in to find him. That's when Jake looked up to see detective Santiago towering over him at a distance, shocked by the massive scale of the young woman. She had to be a thousand feet tall.
The giant detective's heels clicked against the floor, creating powerful earthquakes with each step she took. Luckily, it didn't take her long to spot Jake's miniature body on the floor. He looked like an ant from her point of view.
"Whoops, definitely made you too tiny." Amy winced, looking down at her detective partner like she was the statue of liberty. "Jake, I'm sorry about this. But I'll be taking you into my custody effective immediately." Amy Santiago announced, her quiet, soft-spoken voice amplified as if she were speaking through a megaphone.
Jake was so in awe of Amy's gigantic size that he didn't have the time to backfire at Amy's comment. "Jake, I'm sorry about this. But I'll be taking you into my custody effective immediately, title of your sex tape." was the only thing to come to mind. Too bad Amy was too big to hear him now.
"You must be so confused. I'm sorry to spring this on you. Unfortunately, I'm scared that the Mafia will try to come after you. So I shrunk you. That way, I hide you on my person and be your protector." Amy declared, placing her feet on either side of Jake as she prepared to pick him up.
Amy's boots left Jake no options for escape as she lowered herself to pick him up, her thumb and index fingers clamping down on his little body. She carried him hundreds of feet into the air, stopping inadvertently at the level of her modest breasts(34B), which were the size of houses compared to him.
"Amy, you have to realize this is ridiculous. You can't just keep me around your pocket 24/7 like some lucky rabbit's foot." Jake said, trying to make an argument in his defense now that he and Amy were at an eye-to-boob level. At least close enough that she could hear and understand the sound of his voice.
"Really? Your first thought was that I was going to keep you in my pocket? Why does everyone think that? Am I that predictable?" Amy asked herself, reminded that Gina assumed the same hiding place.
"I mean, no. I can't hide you in my pocket. It's way too loose in there. You could, um, fall out." Amy fumbled, lying on the spot as she tried to think of a less obvious hiding place to stash the shrunken detective.
Where will Amy decide to keep Jake?
1. Amy drops Jake down the back of her panties, saying her underwear is "escape-proof" and that he couldn't fall out accidentally, even if he wanted to. She ensures him that it's the safest place for him.
2. Rosa walks into the records room, catching Amy off-guard and forcing her to deposit Jake inside her bra. Unfortunately, her boobs don't take too kindly to their new roommate.
3. Amy slips off her boot, dropping Jake inside her hot footwear. Since nobody would ever look for him under her foot.