Does that thing have regular fuel to travel?" John asked.
"Yes," said Dr. Greene.
"Do you got a collar, or harness, and a leash, that could possibly fit him?" John asked, as he looked at Martin.
"I got some BDSM stuff," the Doc. said. "Why?"
Martin looked at Dr. Greene. "Seriously?"
Dr. Greene looked at him. "It pays the bills." He looked back at John. "Again, why?"
"I see some grey clay that I can use to make one of you look like a vampire from a distance, and a nude human that's got a harness on them raises no interest around here," said John. "Trust me on that."
"So, what does that have to do with me wearing a harness?" Martin asked.
"I see the reason quite clear," said Robert. "A teenage vampire with an older human slave/pet might raise a few questions. An older vampire with a teenage human pet/slave won't raise any."
"That being said, if someone we don't approve of tries to come up to you, act like you're upset, and annoyed," said John, as he looked as Dr. Greene. "If they ask what's wrong, grit out the following phrase - They got yanked!"
"What does that mean?" Dr. Greene asked.
"Feral humans like to remove the teeth of vampires and werewolves that they beat when said vampire or werewolf attempts to capture them, that is if they don't feel like taking the head," said Robert. "It's a way of stating that they beat a vampire or werewolf in a fight, and will tie said teeth to a necklace. Takes a few weeks for teeth to grow back, and during that time, eating can be a real pain, as the teeth that are most likely to get yanked are the big ones."
"He would know," said John. "I've knocked out more than a few of his teeth over the years."
Robert rubbed his jaw, as if remembering a long-healed injury. "You like reminding me, don't you?" He looked at Dr. Greene. "It's bad enough when they get knocked out - you can at least say that you ran into something. Them getting yanked is embarrassing, especially when a human does said yanking."
"And, what am I supposed to be doing?" Martin asked.
"I hope that you don't mind being the submissive partner to a male lover," said John. "Otherwise, questions will be raised." He looked at Dr. Greene. "Of course, if you're bringing him to the farm to be a breeding stud, that's a different matter. That being said, you'd better figure out where his Mark is."
"What do you mean by Mark?" Martin asked.
John pointed at the back of his wrist, showing off his livestock marks. "This is what I mean." He looked at Dr. Greene. "Back of the wrist is a common location, but some place them in other locations."
"I see," said Dr. Greene.
John walked over to the ditch and scooped up some of the grey clay. "Now, to make you pass for a grouch bloodsucker. Robert, help out Dr. Greene's pet, so that he looks like a good boy, and not some troublemaker."
"You're one to talk," said Robert. "I hope this works."
"Pulled it off a couple of times, when I was free," said John.