Billy had run back to the house for a piece of string cheese, his favorite snack.
"Mommy," he asked Julia. "Do you think those two veterinarians will help Daddy with his livestock?"
Julia looked out the window and watched Zax and Klorx get straight to work.
"Well-" she said.
WE INTERRUPT THIS CHAPTER TO BRING YOU THIS IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM FRED BLACKTAIL!
Fred: Hello, I'm Fred Blacktail, here to dispel some of the common myths about space aliens. Myth #1: aliens abduct humans for their delicious brains. Lies! Aliens firmly believe in eating healthy. Brains are high in cholesterol and low in sodium. (Shows a picture of an alien before eating a brain and a picture after eating a brain.) See? Not a pretty picture. Myth #2: aliens have superior intelligence. Incorrect! Just because aliens can fly a spaceship doesn't mean they know about quantum physics. Every alien's intelligence depends on their intelligence. There are aliens who are farmers, aliens who bake bread, aliens who deliver mail, blah blah blah, etc. etc. etc. Myth #3: there are aliens that invade our bodies and pop out when we least expect it. Wrong! There never has been a single documented case of an alien popping out of anyone's- (he's interrupted by an alien resembling a mix between a frog and a vacuum cleaner as it pops out of his stomach.) AAAAAAAUUUUUGHH! Alien! Get it out of me! I don't want to die! (Flops onto his back, hitting the alien repeatedly.) I want my mommy!
Announcer: Johnny Foxx and all the other authors who wrote the chapters for the Wolfe Family Farm interactive would like to apologize for the previous scene. There really never has been a single documented case of an alien popping out of anyone's- (he's interrupted by an alien popping out of his body.) AAAAAAAAAUGGGGGGGHHHH! Alien! Get it out of me! I don't want to die! I want my mommy!
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