Anastasia was the first member that came to mind, even someone as sleazy as Seijuro wouldn't be able to resist the diva's natural charm, which mean Reiji would soon have his rival/friend wrapped around his finger, and once he was done there was no way the captain of the division would ever try to flirt with anyone!
With his mind made up, Reiji was shoot out if the machine, his barely being able to notice the theater's walls as he dashed through the building and into his target.
"Uh?" Reiji mumbled as felt he was solid once again, asking himself if he had landed in the correct body, a few silver locks landing on his face made the answer clear to him, looking down he noticed a pair of dark skinned exposed shoulders, the white material covering two large mounds immediately made him let out a squeal.
"Anastasia~" he cooed as he touched the mounds, the weight on his hands and that angelic voice were enough for him to know his plan had been a success, his groping session ended as he let go of Anastasia's breasts, hugging himself for a moment until he stopped again, this time because he noticed he was in Anastasia's room and he was able to see her reflection, the image of the most experienced actress in the current revue lewdly hugging herself reminded Reiji of his one true objective.
He clenched his fists as his borrowed eyes started glowing with passion, "Seijuro!" he mumbled as the image of his friend/rival flirting with the innocent Sakura came to his mind, he was so much better than Seijuro and he just couldn't allow himself to sink to that level, Seijuro always walked into the girl's bath whole they were changing and then said flimsy excuses like "I couldn't control my legs" as if someone would fall for that one, but Reiji on the hand had almost never tried that, in fact it was the other way around, the girls always seemed to run into him when he was taking a relaxing bath just to then cruelly beat him up!
But if Reiji was known for something was for him good looks, his intellect and also his big heart, or at least that what he told himself, and he was willing to forgive the girls for their violent transgressions against him, after all once Seijuro was out of the picture, quitting after being forced to do endless humiliating tasks for the "girls", said girls would clearly appreciate Reiji getting rid of the real pervert here.
"Hehehe, and then they would all love me" Reiji's borrowed visage adopted a shade pink as he thought about all the pretty girls in the revue falling to his feet, admiring him not just for his mechanical skills but also for him heroic deeds, and all he had to do was to get rid of Seijuro!
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"Oh Seijuro~" Reiji cooed as he spotted his perpetual rival, Seijuro, who was calmly walking through the theater's halls, no doubt planning to toy with a girl's heart, Reiji did his best to contain the disgust he was feeling for the other men's immoral actions.
"Anastasia? You...um, are you feeling alright?" Seijuro asked, feeling slightly uncomfortable with the actress' presence because for some odd reason she was practically showing her face into his own, now standing uncomfortably close to him, her expression didn't help the situation since he couldn't tell if she was smiling or scowling at him.
"Why of course...darling" Reiji said, using his unmatched acting skills to stay in character, he just had to keep his friendly smile on, otherwise they might feel something's not right, "You know dear, I've always" he gritted his teeth, bracing himself to say those words, "Always liked you!"
"Well I like you too, Anastasia, you're a valuable member of the revue and a good friend" Seijuro said as he tried to stay a few steps away from her.
Reiji just gritted his teeth even more, how dare Seijuro pretend he didn't know what that comment ment! A pervert like him should ravel in this moment, but if Reiji had to use his full acting capabilities to expose his friend/rival he was going to use them, "No I don't mean that kind of like, I mean you're so... ugh" Reiji rolled his eyes despite knowing it would hinder his performance, "You're so handsome!"
"Handsome?" Seijuro's eyes grew wide after hearing that, while Anastasia had been acting a bit odd today, and clearly didn't respect other's personal space, he just couldn't ignore such a beautiful woman calling him handsome.
"Yeah, well at least you could be handsome" Reiji shrugged his shoulders, "You know what really makes a man completely irresistible to a girl? A mascot costume!"
"M-mascot costume?" Seijuro stuttered, had he heard that right? "You mean a costume like Peanut?"
"Exactly!" Reiji vigorously nodded at him, "But not just wearing it a few minutes or hours as you do, oh no what really makes that costume a magnet for girls is wearing it all day, there's just something about a man that's able to wear all day and not complain once"
Seijuro blinked in response, for a moment he thought Anastasia might ve messing with him but she was telling him all of this with a straight face, no sign of this being a joke, not a trace of smirk nor laughter, maybe he should give it a try?
Reiji wasn't sure if it had worked or not since Seijuro wasn't moving an inch, bit just as he was about to say something, his friend/rival turned around, giving him his back and taking a hand to his own wrist just to suddenly disappeared, or rather his physical form disappeared, now completely covered by the Peanut costume, quickly turning around as he extended his goofy blue arms, "Ta-da!" Seijuro proudly said as Reiji contained his laughter, the plan was into motion!