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So you're just an average ole human eh? Worry not, your Majesty's glorious Imperium supplies you with useful tools such as the rugged lasgun and the trusty flak armor! All a loyal citizen of the Imperium needs to fight the innumerable horde of xenos and heretics that will undoubtedly try to bring down our mighty Imperium!
But first...
Where are you from?
Option 1: Cadian Shock Troopers - The premier soldiery of the Imperium, well trained and not lacking in experience. All Cadians are born natural soldiers on the Fortress World of Cadia and with such close proximity to the Eye of Terror, they’d have to be. Especially with Failbaddon, oh sorry. Abaddon the Despoiler who has dedicated her life to humiliating the brave soldiers of Cadia.
Regimental Stereotype - Being one of the most heavily populated regiments, even after the fall of Cadia itself, they often must cut corners in provided even the barest minimum of supplies and gear to their troops. Because of this, munitions will misfire often, which will often absolutely shred what cheap uniforms they had on to utter shreds. If one were to witness the Cadians in battle, it would not be uncommon to mistake them with the Sisters Repentia, due to how little they'd be left with during the chaos.
Because of this, many guardsmen will make a great effort to at least get their hands on some higher quality, Vostroyan brand granny panties in order to at least have something on after an all too common wardrobe malfunction.
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Option 2: Dork Korps of Krieg - The Dork Korps of Krieg are the aptly named guardsmen who hail from Krieg. These korpsmen are stoic, unyielding, and determined warriors of humanity! They care not of the humiliation they endure for they have already endured much in their 500 year civil war against one another and they have all vowed to never again fail their Empress. Their relationship with their commissars are radically different from other regiments, with the exasperated morale officers often spending their time trying to reign in the shameless Kriegers from getting into pointless battles or infantry charges.
Regimental Stereotype - Its well known that Kriegsmen are incredible masochists, and are prone to hide certain toys in their underwear to give them a more brutal/painful wedgie when their time comes.
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Option 3 - The ranks of the Guard are inexhaustible. From loud Valhallans to sneaky Catachans
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