"Marvelous"
It had been far too long since Trazyna visited this chamber of her labyrinthic museum. When was the last time, a century ago? Two? Amusing how time, the bane of her race for so long, no longer bothered Trazyna. She could spend years walking through these dark corridors, the only light coming from her green, gleaming eyes and the glowing sphere on her staff.
The scene she was now enjoying was, like many in this area of her museum, a battle. A paladin of Chaos, clad in her dark armor and red cape, shrieking in a mixture of pain and anger as she was lifted by her dorky granny panties by an Imperial champion. Said champion, an angel of death clad in the green armor of the Dark Angels, grinned as she lifted her foe's stretchy underwear to the heavens, clearly revenge for the atomic now clinging to her helmeted forehead.
"So much history in just one instant" Trazyna managed something close to a happy sigh "Ah, the Heresy was such a wonderful time for true collectors..."
Nearby, captured in a very special prison of statis, was not a human, but a roaring she-demon of Khorne. A bloodthirster, greater demon of the goddess of war, a lean, yet still curvy monster of great bat wings and a snarling face currently trapped in a gift-wrap wedgie. Trazyna was quite pleased with this one. Ambushing a monster like this one had not been easy but, then again, the challenge was part of what made her collection so valuable. Even now, moving closer to the frozen demon, she could see the impotent rage and embarrassement in those narrowed, yellow orbs...or she could if there was not an adorable screen of pink cotton and adorable kitten prints on the way.
"A greater demon who loves kitten panties? Not as unique as some people may think" said Trazyna, chuckling to herself.
"My lady?"
Trazyna looked down at her metallic feet and the small scarab trying to keep up with her strides.
"Yes?" she said, her tone making clear how little she liked interruptions.
"One of the stasis cages..." began the creature.
Trazyna closed her cybernetic eyes and groaned "Section X5 again?"
"I'm afraid so my lady"
Originally written by Alv