For eons the Tyranid swarms devoured planet after planet to feed their never ending hunger. But now they have found something more delicious than basic bio-material: HUMILIATION!
They have discovered they can thrive off of other beings humiliation, much more than simply eating them. And thus, the Tyranids have completely changed their tactics, to try and humiliate as many beings in the universe as possible. Adapting to become perfect bullies!
Sorta.
After all, as the old saying goes, you are what you eat.
The Tyranids have undergone another change as well. Becoming more curvaceous like their dorky prey. Now, all Tyranids, regardless if they stand proudly or crawl on all sixes, sport big heaving breasts and big bodacious bubble butts. As many have pointed out, they resemble double stacked bimbos.
For whatever reason, the Tyranids sport fat asses, leaving them vulnerable to humiliation as well. No one can gander why the Tyranids Hive Mind would create organic underwear for their monsterous hordes to wear. Most of which are dorky, very stretchable, granny panties. It just makes them easier to wedgie.
While the endless hordes of the Tyranids go without name, some particularly vile or pitiful organisms have made a name for themselves.
The Swarmlord
The Apex predator of the Tyranid Hive Fleets. Created to be the perfect bully. She raised absolutely hell for the Ultra Marines when she invaded their homeworld of Macragge, wedgieing every Space Marine insight. Including their legendary leader, Marneus Calgar, giving her a permanent wedgie.
She's still out there, wedgieing other dorky Space Marine butts. Destroying ass where the Hive Mind demands it.
Old One Eye
Another bully who made a name for herself at the legendary Battle for Macragge. Though she didn't make it out as well as the Swarmlord.
Old One Eye lost an eye in that battle, after being blinded by her own underwear in a near permanent atomic wedgie! Remnants of her undies still cling to her head and crack. But despite her defeat, her name is still legendary amongst Carnifexes. Mostly for having the biggest ass amongst Carnifexes.
After the battle, she was lost, seperated from the Hive Mind. She eventually escaped the planet, sneaking aboard Space Hulks and planet hopping to stay on the move, somehow always finding her way to another Tyranid battle before disappearing again. Though how she manages to sneak anywhere with an ass her size is the real mystery.
Others
The Tyranid swarms are numerous. Surely there are other named organisms amongst their ranks?
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