“Yup! I mean, could you imagine me thinking I needed to shower before each of our dates? What a waste of our time that would be! Or me thinking you’d want me to hold you in my hand instead of between my boobs or under my arm to carry you around? Or wanting to give you some time with the butt I know you love, I mean, why else would you spend so much time around and under it, but thinking I couldn’t fart while you were back there? Awkward! Especially that last one. Geez.”
You were horrified to hear all this, especially the last part. Out of all the time you spent with Lillie, being around (or under… or even worse, between the cheeks of) her butt was usually the worst. It never smelled pleasant even at the best of times, and she ALREADY didn’t seem to have any qualms about farting around you… And… none of those other ones were true either! They were just what she did around you that you’d given up complaining about! Of course, before any of this could be voiced, Lillie had grabbed you, ready to start being an official couple ASAP. You cried out, but were immediately silenced as in her hurry, she shoved you completely between her boobs instead of just up to your neck as usual, a shiver running up her spine as she removed her hand and you were completely engulfed in her stiflingly sweaty boob-flesh.
“Mmmm… that’s even better than normal! I guess crossing the line into more than friends really does change how things feel!” You did your best to fight against the chest fat around you, but beyond making just enough room to breathe, you couldn’t make any progress to get back up to talk to Lillie, which meant she got to monologue as she started walking around the arcade to figure out what to play with you first, with seemingly no regard to the fact that she looked like a crazy person talking to herself. “You know, there’s actually a lot that when I look back on it, I should have taken as us catching feelings for each other. I mean, I really should have taken all the people who asked me if we were an item seriously. It was so obvious I feel pretty dumb, honestly. Just think about it. I don’t feel even a little embarrassed being in my underwear around you. We’re completely comfortable with each other. Heck, why else would you be okay with me sitting on your lap or laying on you, especially when we both know how smelly I can get between showers? And speaking of, we shower together! All that time completely naked around each other and neither of us made a move! Such a waste… But, we’ll just have to make up for lost time, huh Little Ky-Guy?”
Lillie blushed hard enough to actually cause her cleavage to go a bit pink, taking your struggling protests to get out as you actually cuddling into her breasts’ ‘embrace’. “Aaawww, thanks little buddy, ‘love you too! I’m really glad you’re being so open minded to all this, especially with how clueless I was before. I mean, I know you could be a grump or defensive sometimes when we got a little ‘too close’ because we were supposed to just be friends, but it’s good to know we don’t have to worry about that kind of thing now, and I never took offense! Actually… I don’t even mind if you keep doing it to be honest. I umm… when I think back on it, I actually always really thought it was cute…”
Having tuned out and not wanting to really listen to Lillie’s complete misreadings of your relationship any longer, you put in all your effort and with a surge of Herculean will, you finally found purchase enough against Lillie’s chest blubber to pop your head out, even if her boobs immediately rushed back in and now more or less permanent pinned you from the neck down. Your hair was completely soaked with sweat, and more seemed to get into your mouth every time you opened it to catch your breath, but you couldn’t help chastising Lillie for at least almost smothering you. “Lillie, be careful! You could have completely smothered me in your tit blubber! And you’re sweating enough to drown me!”
Lillie actually looked started for a moment, her arm reaching up to grab you out… when it stopped half way and a huge grin spread on her face. “Hahaha, yeah! Just like that! You know, it makes me really appreciate our relationship. I mean, who else would put up with being smothered in my sweaty, smelly chub all the time, and then still want to date me? And… I’m not gonna lie, it’s an uber turn on to have you point out stuff like that when you ‘complain’, knowing that you still want me much as I want you!”
Despite your frustration at Lillie seeing things however she wanted as usual, you HAD agreed to be boyfriend/girlfriend, and even YOU weren’t immune to how that shift in relationship caused you to view your interactions. And so, hearing that you actually turned on your caretaker-turned-girlfriend, no matter the reason, well… it caused your whole body to blush bright red. “L-Lillie, that’s… come on, cut it out, that’s not even how it is…”
“Oooo, did I embarrass you, Ky? Well it’s true! I mean, I meant it when I said you’d be a catch for any of these dates I have you set on!” Another giggle rang out above you, Lillie’s chest jiggling around you and almost sensually rubbing against your body, which only caused you to blush harder. “Haha, I never knew how fun making you blush can be! But I’ll be merciful… for now! …Actually, ‘tell you what, I’ll let you in on a little embarrassing secret of my own to make it up to you; how does that sound?”
Still not exactly happy how this was going so far, you nonetheless were still a bit too embarrassed to keep up your anger, so you just silently nodded your head. Oblivious to your fizzled outrage, Lillie smiled happily above you, before whispering down…
Choices:
1. Continue (Reserved by G-Writer)
2. “You know those nights I’d end up falling asleep with you sorta pinned under parts of me on the couch? Well… the first couple of times WERE an accident, but I woke up once and saw you sleeping so peacefully even though I’d buried you under my armpit, and well… It was just so damn cute that you could be comfortable enough to sleep with me like that even though it’d be hell for anyone else… You always got so grumpy in the morning about it, but I knew from then on you were probably just embarrassed, so I totally didn’t bother being careful after that. Heck, I probably went out of my way a couple of times to do it when I really wanted a Ky-snuggle without admitting it to myself. It’s so liberating to know a little guy like you can handle, even love, aaaaaall of this.” Lillie picks a few games to play, but ‘knowing’ you love snuggling against her body, she insists on smothering you with various parts of herself while you ‘play together’.
3. “So, you know how I insist on you coming with me to the bathroom? I totally did start doing it for your safety, I mean, I never would have been able to forgive myself if that bird had gotten you, but… well… you remember after we had been doing that for a while, and I ended up having that HUGE blowout from that leftover Chinese food that you tried to tell me had gone bad? Well, it just felt so damn comforting to have my little buddy there with me even when I was going through something terrible like that… You didn’t even chew me out or anything, and even I was getting sick from how horrible I had the runs that day. And well… I guess because it was just SO comfortable, I umm… I haven’t really been able to go to the bathroom, at least for a poo, without you since that day. I’ve tried, but it just feels so strange not having you there with me. That’s umm… that’s usually why I end up going so bad right after I get home from work. Haha. That’s just another reason I needed to date you! Who else has a friend, let alone a boyfriend, who’s down for ALWAYS going to the bathroom with you, even when you’re dropping toxic sludge? Actually, speaking of…” Lillie needs to go the bathroom, and of course you’re coming with to ‘support’ her.
4. “So… I know you haven’t noticed yet, but… I’ve been masterbating about you since I started thinking we could be a couple… like every night. Usually multiple times a night. And I’m SOOO glad you’re okay with me farting around, heck even on you, because you’ll be learning pretty quick that being turned on, especially orgasming, makes me insanely gassy. I know it’d be TMI for anyone else but, my undies are usually dirty in the front AND the back afterwards. Thank the gods you already know how raunchy my butt gets, because you turn me on WAY too much to even think about holding back, and now that we’re boyfriend and girlfriend, I really don’t have to. Actually…” Lillie gets a devilish grin on her face, and already knowing you love her ass, decides to let you spend some time with it, dropping you down the back of her pants/underwear. Of course with your horrible luck, she’d already been feeling gassy, and now that she’s turned on, it’s about to be a dirty hurricane for you back there while she enjoys herself at the arcade.