I turned around and saw a very tall woman, about 7 feet tall, with long dark red hair, red lipstick on, and a black suit that hugged her breasts and an enormous bubble buttock. She looked at me and said, "Mr. [anon], it's nice to see you here early." She said with a smile, then I turned around and said, "You to Mrs. Jessie Jessie Smith?" "Just one second, ma'am. I just need to find out where I'm going." Alice, just as I tripped around, I felt someone grab my underwear and pick me up.
I looked back and saw Jessie smiling as she said, "First things first, it's time for your initiation." I was about to say something when she flung me around like a yo-yo while I screamed "ahhhhhhhhhhhh." "Wow, you have a nice butt, cute underwear, and a cute scream. I hit the jackpot," she said, then she let me go and said, "You could go to your job from Alice or come up to my office and get a different job from me." She said this with a smile on her face as she walked away. I couldn't help but stare at Butt, start to put my underwear back into my pants, then look at Alice, who said, "Like big butts, do you?" I started blushing and said, "N-no." "Anyway," she said, "have any questions?" I said, "Yes, what was all that?"
Alice then said, "Right, about the wedge wood business solution, it's all in the name; just add an i." I began thinking, and then it dawned on me, "Oh, yeah." She continued, "As I was saying, we here at wedge wood business solution are about solving problems, though wedgies your department [anon] is advertisement, which can be two main things: commercials or public events." "I know what commercials will be, but what are public events? I inquired, "Would it be easier to show you?" She then showed me a video on her computer. The first was a school assembly where a woman was done with her presentation. Then she said, "All right, kids, because you were all so patient, I have a surprise for you.
"Then six men with big butts and underwear with names on them twisted around and bent over. "You get to wedgie these gentlemen for the remainder of the time," said the woman on stage. "You get to wedgie these gentlemen for the remainder of the time." The third and fourth were in a centaur wedgie: "hmmmmm (help me) hmmmmmmm (it smells so bad)"; the fifth was in an atomic wedgie: "ahhhhhhhhhhh (damn it)"; as one of the girls was going up the sixth, the women said, "This is your first day on the job, so make sure that wedgie is a young lady." The girl whispered something in her ear, then the woman said, "Let me ask my bosses."
After a few minutes, she said, "They said you were in the clear." The man then asked, "What are you going to do?" She responded by saying, "Something that will help me get a job at your company." She then took him outside to the school flag poll, sending him halfway up to his confusion, and then his eyes shot open when he read the sign, "Donate to the Girls Club." "1 dollar = 1 pull." "Written below, the highest donation gets him for a whole day." The man said, "Y-y-you can't be serious; you can't make me come back." The girl gave an evil smile and said, "Yes, I can; your bosses said you will even get paid for it, so if you want to keep your job, you will have to be a wedgie boy nerd!"
After this conversation, the bell rang, and students started coming out of the building. A boy paid $5, and then he was sent up. "Ow ah eh ah ow my butt," the man said, and as he came back down, "don't worry you for a few me hours," the girl said. "Ok, it looks like you can come down." The front door of the school suddenly swung open, and a woman who looked like she could bench press a bus said, "Hi, Miny." "Hi, Gertrude," "What do we have here?" She began to read, "OK, here is $100. What's your name, son?" "John," he said, as she pulled the first one, "I SHOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN THIS JOB." Then the video stops.
Alice then said, "That girl graduated quickly after she started working for the company." "Yeah, what were the boy's and the girl's last names?" I asked, "Swolebutts, by the way, [anon], what is your last name?" She said, "Swolebutts." "So that is why my parents wanted me to work here." "Ok, said Alice, what are you going to do now?"
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