“Oh dear, baby Ethan doesn’t look so good, well don’t you worry, doctor Beatrice will take good care of you”
As she lays you down on her bed, Beatrice says “now you stay right here and don’t move a muscle, Dr Beatrice will be right back. Beatrice returns wearing her doctors outfit and she’s holding a case of real doctors equipment. She places the case down on the table next to her and says “ok baby Ethan, let the checkup begin”
Beatrice pulls out a stethoscope and puts it on, she looks over a checklist and says “ok, first up on the checkup checklist, check your heart rate”. You start to squirm as she presses the cold metal stethoscope against your bare chest, as you continue to squirm Beatrice says “hey, I said don’t move a muscle, the more you move, the longer the checkup will take. Anyway, your heart rate is a bit faster than normal but that’s nothing to worry about, next up, check your weight”.
She places you on the scale and inspects your almost naked body. Eventually you hear the scale beeping and Beatrice picks you up. She inspects the scale and says “oh dear, mr bunny wunny is looking awfully underweight, I’ll have to tell your mommy that she needs to fatten you up, next up, check your mouth”
Beatrice sits you back down on the bed, grabs a tongue depressor and a small light and says “now, let Dr Beatrice have a look inside that pretty little mouth of yours, say ahh”. As you open your mouth, she presses your tongue down with the tongue depressor and inspects your mouth and throat with the light. Eventually she removes the tongue depressor from your mouth and says “ok, everything seems to be ok, now let’s check your ears”. Beatrice grabs an otoscope and you once again squirm as she roughly inserts it into your left ear. She inspects it and proceeds to do the same thing to your right ear. She removes the otoscope and says “so, you’re mouth and ears seem to be normal, next up, check your teeth”, you look nervous as Beatrice grabs her dental equipment and says “come on now baby Ethan, show Dr Beatrice your pearly whites”.
Beatrice places some kind of medical brace in your mouth that holds your mouth open, she lies you down on the bed and proceeds to inspect your teeth with a dental mirror and a dental pick. After 5 minutes of Beatrice poking and prodding at your teeth, she says “well, they look fine, but Dr Beatrice still thinks that your little toothy pegs need a brushing, now hold still and just keep saying ahhh”
Beatrice fills your mouth with some kind of strange tasting and strange smelling foam that almost makes you gag, she then proceeds to vigorously brush your teeth for 20 minutes. Eventually she finishes brushing your teeth and sprays them multiple times with a spray bottle of water that helps wash all of the excess foam away. She puts her dental kit away and says “well done baby Ethan, now your teeth are nice and clean”, Beatrice grabs a digital thermometer and says “now be a good wittle baby and roll onto your stomach so that Dr Beatrice can take your temperature”.
As you roll onto your stomach, Beatrice pulls down your diaper and says “now this may feel a bit uncomfortable”, you suddenly begin to squirm as Beatrice inserts the thermometer into your rectum. A couple minutes later it beeps and you once again squirm as the thermometer is removed and Beatrice says “oh dear baby Ethan, your temperature is rather high. Don’t worry though, Dr Beatrice has just what you need, Dr Elmyra’s IEO treatment, it’s a simple 3 step treatment in which I will use an Injection, an enema and some special medicine that should bring your fever right down”
Your feeling of nervousness turns into immense worry as you see Beatrice grab a massive needle full of some sort of mysterious and slightly bubbling oily black liquid, as she approaches you, needle in hand, she says “in this needle baby Ethan, is a special concoction that will prepare your body so it can effectively handle the enema and my special medicine back to back”. Beatrice suddenly places the full force of her palm onto your back, effectively trapping you in place. With the needle in her other hand she says “now baby Ethan, this may sting a little”. You suddenly scream out in pain as the needle is jabbed into your butt and you feel whatever was in the needle work it’s way through your body. Beatrice removes her palm from your back, the needle from your butt and says “well done baby Ethan, you were very brave, now it’s time for your enema”.
You once again squirm as the enema is inserted and you feel the water travel into your butt, the enema being removed was just as it bad.
Beatrice sits you back up and says “now you stay right here, Dr Beatrice is getting your special medicine”. She returns with a bottle of thick viscous oily yellow liquid and a large wooden spoon. She pours about half of the bottle onto the spoon and says “you are a sick baby, so now you have to finish, this whole bottle, of castor oil”. “Now come on, open wide, say ahhh”, says Beatrice as she moves the spoon closer to your tightly shut mouth. You refuse to open your mouth so Beatrice slaps your inner thigh and just as you scream out in pain, Beatrice shoves the thick oil into your mouth, Beatrice proceeds to press your cheeks together, forcing you to swallow the oil. Before you could fathom what the hell you just swallowed, Beatrice shoves the bottle into your mouth and forces you to swallow the rest of the oil. Eventually Beatrice removes the bottle, picks you up and says “well done baby Ethan, now you’re all better and Dr Beatrice is very proud of you. I’ll see you soon for your next checkup”.
Beatrice carries you into the kitchen, straps you into a high chair, ties a bib around your neck and says “for being such a good boy for Dr Beatrice, mommy’s gonna make you a special treat”. Beatrice soon returns with