Melona was sitting on the softest cushion she had ever felt on. Wait, that wasn't true, she realized. She was standing, but--
Melona looked back to realize that her ass had grown large enough to fill her whole dormitory. She was seated, yes, but that was only because her mammoth booty had grown large enough to touch the floor. And the ceiling. And three out of the four walls of the room.
She looked forward and found herself standing in the middle of a massive arena. An audience of thousands had gathered around her. She took a hesitating step forward, only to find that she could barely waddle. She lurched back in surprise, then fell. Melona felt ripples flowing throughout the seemingly-infinite mass of her butt. The momentum carried her back further, causing her to roll backwards until she was seated. Her sheer thickness elevated her into the air, leaving her staring at the ground ten feet below her. Her thighs, while still thicker than anything Melona had seen in her life, seemed comically thin in comparison.
"Hail Queen Melona!" came a shout from the crowd.
The arena burst into applause as she saw throngs of people in the audience around her. They clapped in exultation, chanting "Hail!" in unison.
"Alright, settle down," came a voice below her. Melona arced her neck to see Drif standing on a podium. The crowd fell silent. "We come here on this day to crown Melona Pearsly queen of the Briar Academy and all of its demesnes. Let all kneel before her and her luscious ass!" There was yet more applause. "Let its bounty continue to grow by the hour, until all the world may serve under it!"
Melona shifted her weight. It was like sitting atop a mountain of gelatin and being the mountain at the same time. The whole affair was so strange, but yet so pleasant. The only thing that could make this better was--
"And to commemorate her coronation, we grant to Queen Melona the first of her many consorts, that she may consummate her love in front of the gods and academy alike!"
Melona snapped to attention as she looked to the side. A regal set of stairs had been assembled to her side, and she could hear footsteps coming up it. Drif couldn't possibly mean that she was supposed to--
All thoughts of decency or propriety fled from Melona's mind as she saw a familiar head come into view. As the woman continued to ascend, Melona saw that she was entirely naked, exposing an expanse of luscious pale curves, curves that Melona had fantasized about for as long as she had known her.
"Queen Melona, we give to you, Millicent Briar Rose!"
Millie stepped off the platform and onto Melona's ass. Each footstep sent shockwaves through Melona's now-immense body. Queen Melona shuddered as she let ever-more-obscene moans, to the delight of the crowd. As Millie came to a stop, Drif started to speak again.
"Queen Melona, we pledge our love to you! We pledge our lives to you! We pledge ourselves to you!"
Melona couldn't care less. She stared up at Millie as the nude woman stepped across Melona's thighs and sat down, straddling her. She leaned forward, pressing her full breasts against Melona's flat chest, embracing her queen as she kissed her. Millie pulled back and smiled as Melona resisted the urge to grab her and kiss her again. She leaned in towards Melona's ear.
"I pledge my love to you," she whispered. "I pledge my life. But most of all--" Millie scooted back and parted Melona's immense thighs. "I pledge my body and my tongue."
It was then that Melona woke up.
She felt like screaming as she sat up in bed. Of course. Of course the best sex dream of her life had to be the weirdest thing her subconscious had ever conceived. Of course she wouldn't get to finish the dream. Of course--
As Melona stood up and looked down at her pajama-clad body, she realized