"Wait a moment... there's one thing! Maybe... I think, but I'm not sure..." Your mom suddenly said after a moment of silence. You couldn't help but be initially startled, and then dreadful of what else these women might pull on you.
"What is it?" Dr. Victoria raised an eyebrow.
"Actually, I don't think I should tell you, since you're a doctor and all... Last time I talked about this here at the hospital the doctors and nurses all tried lecturing me like a little girl" Jade sounded a little embarrassed, yet, there were hints of annoyance in her expression.
"How do you know I'm the same? Try me" Dr. Victoria chuckled, making Jade blush a little, that wasn't the reaction nor the answer she was expecting. You had no idea what was going on, but felt a pit in your stomach, a sense of impending doom, but, like the dinosaurs millions of years ago, it'd be something you'd be unable to escape from, even if you saw it coming.
"Alright, but you better not laugh or lash out" Jade chuckled a little, but had a hint of fierce seriousness in her eyes, to which Dr. Victoria replied with a respectful nod, keeping a professional straight face.
"You see, here in the US they have these fancy and expensive incubator thingies for when babies are born..."
"Uh-huh..." That was all Dr. Victoria could utter and wordlessly prompted her to keep going.
"But why use those silly machines when all a baby needs is their mother's warmth? That's one of the things I don't like from these gringo hospitals, but I guess it's the mothers' fault too, for letting machines steal their job" Jade ranted a little. Dr. Victoria gestured at her to continue, and it looked like she was listening intently.
"So... I didn't buy those incubators, I decided to keep Callum warm and safe the good old way... at least how it's done back in my country" Jade added. You couldn't help but blush, though in context, you guess it made some sense. But still, you couldn't imagine what it'd be like to be a baby with such a massive (and tremendously well-endowed) mother.
"So, are you saying you kept him in your cleavage?" Dr. Victoria took some notes as she asked.
"No, not exactly" Jade blushed a little more "I did try, but it wasn't warm enough, and I was always worried he'd accidentally slip out... I had to use a... safer... and warmer place..."
This time you were entirely thrown off, since you too had assumed she meant her cleavage, which was embarrassing enough, but it wasn't the absolute worst thing in the world. And by the look on Dr. Victoria's face, it looked like she was surprised as well.
"Hmm? Then where was it?" She asked, with an odd hint of eagerness in her voice, almost as if she knew the answer already. And, rather than giving an answer, Jade slowly turned around, much to both yours and her surprise, plus horror in your case.
'She's got to be kidding me! Did she stick freaking newborn me into her huge butt?!' You thought as your face went pale, your legs shook and your knees felt weak.
"Oh! Of course" Dr. Victoria definitely didn't sound as surprised as you first thought she was, something Jade caught on as well.
"The doctors and nurses all tried to tell me it was all sorts of dangerous and unsafe and that I really should just buy the incubators, and that devolved into a pretty nasty argument" Jade said with a subtle growl, which meant that she was truly pissed off back then.
I think Callum needs to be shrunk down and returned to your booty Dr. Victoria said.
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