A solid wall of black greets you as you turn around. A long shape extends from this physical darkness, a yellow glow radiates in a circle all the way around this pointed object.
Tail. That's a tail! If that's a tail, then the thing it's connected to must be something's butt! But what?
"*Yaaaaawwn...* Mmmm, Master... Don't go..."
A few hundred feet of tail sweep dust out of the air. A dark form unfurls lightly from the curled mass, a leg long as a city block stretches out. You get the briefest glimpse of a cavernous slit along the sleek stretch of fur behind this leg before the immense appendage thumps the bed, knocking you off balance before curling right back into its former S position.
"I'll be good... Please don't leave me... alone..."
A familiar voice whimpers like mist in a sea of darkness. That's Umbreon's voice, this must be Umbreon's butt that you're looking up at! You tremble as you look up at her curved rump, large as an unlit skyscraper. You can't even see her face behind her butt it's so much large than you! Day in and day out, she would shake her tail-end at you in an almost seductive manner, grinning back at you as if she wanted you to watch her butt wiggle around. Well, now this tail-end can completely flatten you if you get trapped under just one of its lighter wiggles! At this size you're essentially helpless, you've got to get your (formerly) little Umber's attention!
"Umbreon!" You shout for her attention, but she doesn't show any sign of noticing. Your voice is too small for her to hear... So how else can you get her attention? There are so many ways of doing this, but will any of them work when you're a fraction of an inch tall?
Maybe it's best to just walk all the way around her, less chance of being crushed under one of her sleep movements. But that could take a while... She might just wake up and jump away without you by the time you get to her face! You're on a time limit here, you'd be better off just climbing up her big butt and making it to her ears that way! Or...
You begin to blush from your next idea. If you're really pressed for time, you could always aim for one of her lower holes... Would it be an invasion of privacy if you absolutely need to get her attention? Are you really prepared to take advantage of your own sleeping Pokemon like that?
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