Ryuji sighed. This was such a dumb idea, but he was out of options. He desperately needed to start making some money, and none of the jobs he’d applied to even considered him. How did Joker make it look so easy? The man could just go to work whenever he felt like it! He grumbled to himself as he put up his ad on the bulletin board.
Need help? I’m your guy. I can do any sort of odd job. I’ll work hard, listen, and I promise you will be happy you hired me. If you need a guy who can come over and do what you need, just send me a text message and I will get back to you as soon as possible.”
After that, he left his phone number. It wasn’t eloquent, and he knew it probably wouldn’t attract anyone’s attention, but it wouldn’t hurt either.
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The next night, Ryuji was sitting in his room, just playing on his phone. He’d already forgotten about his flyer. It didn’t come back to his mind until he got a text from a number he didn’t recognize. He read it, growing more excited as it began to look more and more like he’d found his lucky break.
Hello Ryuji. I saw your advertisement and wanted to get in contact with you about your offer. I would like to hire you for what you might call an odd job, but it must remain confidential. You will be forced to sign a non-disclosure agreement and if you break it, the consequences will be severe. However, the pay will be much better than any other offer you’ll find. If you are still interested, please meet me at the address disclosed below tomorrow at 5:00 P.M. My office number is 105.
Anonymous
--- (After school the next day.)
Ryuji walked up to the building, a little anxious. The text he got was awful suspicious, and he couldn’t help but feel like he was walking into a prank. That feeling deepened when he got to office 105. The door was tall, made of shiny, polished wood. It was much fancier than any of the other ones he passed. But he wasn’t just going to sit here damnit, if it really was a prank, then he’d just explain that to whoever he bothered and walk away.
Knock knock
The door creaked open, revealing…Haru!?
“Haru! What are you-“
“SHHHHH!!!”
She placed a finger to her mouth and pulled Ryuji in with her free hand. Ryuji stared in wonder; the office was even fancier on the inside.
“I’m glad you answered my text. I apologize for not sending it from my normal phone, but I can’t have any trace of this coming back to me Now, please sign this. It doesn’t say you have to do what I ask, just that you won’t tell anyone about what we discuss here.”
What is she going to have Ryuji do?
1) He will be Haru’s ‘janitor’, forced to lick her body clean.
2) He will be Haru’s Ass-istant. She’ll be sitting on his face while she gets some work done.
3) Writer’s Choice