You're a smaller fur, and when the macros come calling, you often find yourself in the middle of a tempest. But, you are a ref, and as long as you make it out okay, you get paid, and the money is the way to look.
Taking you mic, you clear your throat. "Ladies and gentlefurs! It's time for the round to begin! At this side of the ring...standing at 14'4" and 354 lbs. of muscle, the Savage Wolf, the Fiend, the Howling Rampage, El Lobo Loco: Garoun Borius!" The giant wolf, buff and tough with dark gray fur and a bandanna as well as a pair of denim shorts, comes out into the ring, howling a howl that sends shivers down everyone's backs.
"Now, to direct you attention to the other side...standing at 14'7" and 367 lbs. is the Dragoon, the Mythical Marauder, Pain with wings, Draco Sancrothis!" A tall dragon comes out onto the ring, also strong like his competitor, but only wearing spandex shorts and a mantle over his back, which he throws to the side.
You walk up to stand between them, and hear there grunts and angry noises, causing you to fear your job even more.
"A f-fair f-fight, okay?" you stammer.
Both beasts make no reaction to it, which you expected anyway. In your 2 years doing this, never have you seen two furs agree to a fair fight. But it was required to say it, so you did.
"You may begin!" you say, running to the side of the ring.
Garoun runs to the dragon and immediately the two are engaged in an armlock. They begin trying to push the other over, and the dragon succeeds, watching as the wolf falls to the mat.
"Well...this should be fun." says the dragon with a slight hiss in his voice. He gets to the ground and pins the wolf, pulling his leg back. Sustained in pain, the wolf's only move is to reach up and grab the dragon by the crotch. The dragon eases and laughs. "I didn't know you wanted it to soon. But I can't resist." The dragon lets go, and begins removing his tight shorts revealing a very large draconic package.
You reach for your whistle. This is an illegal move...but you don't want to get killed regulating it.
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