As the bus pulled to a halt, the driver opened the doors to let on the manager of the resort. He was rather large himself. His gut spilled overhis belt and covered up his lap, in his tucked in hawian shirt. "Welcome!" he said in a jovial tone, "to Vista Gordo! Here, you boys will relax, and hopefully gain a few pounds!" With this, he patted his overflowing belly. "You boys will be staying in complex "B" and "C". If you walk striaght torward the main building, thhey are to your right. Just look for your letters on the buildings. Now, your coach has already asigned you to your rooms,..." "I was just about to give them their room assignments." interupeted coach. "Good," said the manager, " Well gentlemen, enjoy your stay, and in case you need anything, my name is Mr. Megalos." Mr. Megalos shifed back and forth, squeezing out of the bus. The coach stepped up to the fron of the bus and said, "Alright, quarter backs, half backs, tight ends, punters, and running backs are in building "B", everyone else is in building "C", Coaches, were in the main building. Let's unload!" With that, everyone began to empty their seats, and with stretches and yawns, they climbed out of the bus. The coaches were hauling out the luggage from underneath the bus. When all the bags were unloaded, three guys appeard in bellhop uniforms. They were ...