"feelin' kinda of funny ain't ya." says
the voice. but it's not the coach. it's the
coach's kid... ralph.
"what the hell, ralph" john says.
ralph was the coach's kid. kinda overweight.
never really good at sports. never really
had a lot of friends.
"you guys just blew up so good. like god damn
balloons" ralph continues.
"must feel like you swallowed the ocean."
he goes on
just then... ralph sees rick middleton.
ralph had been rick's target of jokes and insults
for three years running. ralph makes a
beeline to rick... who is sitting on the
floor rubbing his bloated belly.
"kinda hard to stop rubbing it... ain't it."
ralph says to rick.
"how did you do this" .... rick says
"nevermind that now..... let's see how much
YOU can take." ralph insists
"no man.. don't .. whatever you're gonna do
don't ." rick pleads
ralph takes out a small jar from his pocket.
it continues a red jello-like substance.
"no way am i gonna swallow that."
rick insists.
"it's not for you mouth." ralph adds and
spills the contents of rick's giant belly.
as everyone watches.... the red jello
starts to slowly inch up rick'ss belly.
"what the hell?" rick stammers out
the jello reaches the top of rick's belly mound
and goes right into rick's giant bellybutton.
rick's facial expression changes..... he glazes
over. he starts to quietly moan. his eyes
are half shut. all panic is gone from rick.
his moaning becomes rythmic... as his
belly starts to swell again. in fact... his
whole body start to swell. rick has ballooned
to a least six hundred pounds when it stops.
then ralph turns to the rest of us and says.
"ok... who's next?"
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