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Temple of the Hokage...
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In the hidden village of Konoha, their lived a great and powerful ruler, the Hokage. He was one of the greatest warriors of the village, his skill surpassed only by his general, who lacked the ambition to try and overthrow his longtime friend.
His name was Chouji Akimachi, and he was a ninja.
But not just any ninja. The Akimachi clan had special abilities, the ability to become giants if they so chose, or even simply expand part of their body to use as a weapon.
It was this that Chouji made frequent use of. For he used this ability to enlarge his jaws and throat, devouring all of his enemies.
Chouji loved to eat, and devouring an enemy of Konoha gave him tremendous satisfaction. Because of his gluttony in this, he had become tremendously fat, almost 700 pounds. But still he was able to move with speed and grace despite his size, making him nearly invincible.
But honestly, he didn't like fighting. He didn't like the fact that Konoha had enemies. (Tasty though they were.) He preferred to let his people live in peace, and live the good life in between meetings.
Just he and his harem of beauties.
Chouji, musing over Konoha's history and how peaceful things had become since he had started consuming the foes of Konoha, waddled down the hall to the room where his harem was.
He through open the silk-lined doors and smiled, his arms outstretched in an inviting gesture. "Ladies! Hokage Chouji is here!"
His harem, Sakura, Ino, Tenten, Hinata, Kurenai, Temari, Tsunade, Shizune, Anko, and Kin, all lay snuggled together on silken pillows. Each one was clad in nothing more than a transparent silk top and silk loincloth, jeweled adorning their wrists and ankles, each one sporting a massively pregnant belly.
Sakura was the first to notice him. "MASTER!" she cried, getting up and running over to him, the other girls following and nuzzling his bulk.
"Hey now, don't crowd! There's more than enough Chouji to go around!" he said, laughing heartily as his harem swarmed him, hugging him and kissing him.
"Have you come to make love to us again, master?" shy, quiet Hinata said, blushing despite herself.
"Sure thing, lovey. I always want my girls to be happy," Chouji said.
The girls all tittered happily. But before anything else could happen, the door slammed open.
It was Asuma, Chouji's mentor.
"Sorry to interrupt your fun, Chouji," Asuma said, causing the girls to cringe. Chouji didn't mind, however. He had publically given Asuma permission to use his real name, something normally forbidden in Konoha. Asuma smiled, and continued, "But Shikamaru has finally captured Naruto."
Chouji nodded. "Good. Then with his digestion, Konoha will finally be free of the threat of the Nine-tailed Fox."
Ino shuddered. "Master, please stay with us. Naruto is too dangerous."
Anko nodded. "Please, Great Hokage. Let us bring you other kinds of physical delights."
Chouji sighed, and patted Anko on the head. "I know you all desire me. I desire you as well. But Naruto is too great a threat to be ignored," he said, gently seperating himself from the girls and waddling towards the opposite door, following Asuma down to the main hall, where Shikamaru was waiting, his shadow holding the orange-clad ninja in place.
"About time, Hokage Butterball," Shikamaru said, his black armor shimmering as he stared through a skylight at the clouds, "I was getting bored keeping this idiot from accessing his demon chakra."
Chouji, clad in nothing but a robe, just smirked. "Hold a few seconds longer. I just need to get him in."
Naruto, his orange uniform in tatters, his long, blonde hair flairing wildly in every direction, just glared at Chouji, his eyes demonic.
Chouji waddled up to him and smirked, grabbing Naruto's shoulders.
"Your threat to the people of Konoha is over, Naruto. Super-Multi Size no Jutsu: Consumption Readiness."
Chouji's jaws and throat expanded. He smirked, and opened his jaws wide, pulling Naruto's head into them...
And then he woke up.
"DAMMIT!" he swore, "And it was such a nice dream, too..."
He sighed and went back to sleep.
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