'WHAT' Kyle screams as he looks down at the display reading a 2lbs gain only. 'Go Me!'
'There must be something wrong with the scales dude, you have gained more than that.' says Brad confused.
Kyle jumps off the scales as if in triumph and heads over to the phone. He picks up the receiver and dials a number, Brad wonders what the hell he's doing, but is still in shock that his perfect scales might be wrong, or that Kyle hadn't gained a lot of weight at all.
'2 Large pizzas with everything on them please my main man, and 4 orders of large fries, 2 cokes and . . . erm . . . make it 7 muffins, double chocolate!(PAUSE) Yer, it's room 57 just round the corner in the new college dorms. (ANOTHER PAUSE) Yer, no problem, cya in 20.' Kyle says down the phone. 'Sorted Brad, we're eating tonight!'
'But . . . Kyle you can't be . . . it's wrong i'm sure . . . it has to be.'
Brad sits down on the sofa and looks down at his small but visible stomach and then over at Kyle's slightly larger stomach. Just then Brad lets out a huge burp which was unexpected by Kyle and by him.
'Here' says Kyle, 'better drown your gas with another few beers! haha'
Kyle hands 3 beers to Brad, who needs them. He decides to forget about weighing himself as he downs the 3 beers in as many minutes.
'Fancy some more beers' Brad says to Kyle.
'Sure dude, after all I can eat and drink what I like, especially for the time being!'
'You better watch it!'
Brad goes out and gets a 24pack of beers and brings them back to the dorm. Luckily it was hot outside so he could go shirtless. As he returns the food Kyle ordered has arrived, so Brad pays for it and takes a receipt so he can split the cost with Kyle later.
When Brad enters he sees Kyle lounging in the sofa with 5 empty chocolate wrappers, a empty milkshake container, and apple core and the last can of beer he had emptied.
'What the hell' says Brad 'What're you gonna do with your food if you've already eaten?'
'I'll eat it Brad' says Kyle, 'after all i'm a lightweight and I need to build myself up for football!'
'You're obsessed!' says Brad who gives in and begins to eat with Kyle. They both stuff themselves eating all of the food and a little more from the supply that their dads had delivered. With it Brad drinks 5 more cans of beer, and Kyle 6. He seems quite proud of the amount he has eaten, when compared to what Brad had eaten, which in comparison wasn't a great deal.
They start to feel the effects of the alcohol, and the atmosphere lifts.
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