"raid a few villages" you exclaim. This place had no warriors that could help your quest, so you might as well have some fun before you headed off. Who'd be able to stop you? Bilbo? Besides, Drak was hungry from the long trip; you couldn't deprive a dragon of food!!
"I've always wondered what a hobbit would taste like" Drak comments as he takes off. AFter flying for a while, you discover a small hamlet of farmers. DRak's mouth waters, imagining their squeals of protest. "You ready for lunch?" you say jokingly. DRak roars lavishly and swoops down on the villagers.
The Hobbits begin screaming in panic as Drak decends on the village, flaming. "Hey, what's all this ruckus about?" wonders one clueless Hobbbit turned the other way. He was clearly drunk.
With a swift motion, Drak raises his talons and grabs a halfling by the neck. With a deft movement, he tosses the body up into the air and catches it with his jaw. "MMmmmm, the hobbit tastes so good!!" Drak revels, munching him. You almost feel sorry for the poor midget, especially when you realized the hobbit was Peregrin Took.
Ah well, he was more a burden than a help anyways
In a few devastating passes, DRak eats and flames the entire community, roaring in ecstasy. Once finished, Drak lays down on what was the ruins of Hobbiton, growling contentedly at his full belly. "You had enough you vicious beast?" you tease, poking at his stomach. Drak rumbles happily as he lays on his stomach.
"That was the best meal I ever had, I especially liked the blond fat one, he was especially juicy" Drak growls. Wait, that was Samwise Gamgee wasn't it? Oh well who needs that useless piece of lard anyway!!
"At least you didn't eat Frodo right?" you wonder. Killing him would have completely destroyed the storyline of LOTR. Drak freezes in alarm, "whoops, guess I got a little bit carried away." You give him a dry look, but all of the sudden you start laughing. It wasn't your world, so why should you care!!
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