"Fine..." you say, no longer wanting to argue with your stubborn girlfriend. "And then we return her home with her mind returned to normal."
"Yay!" Lauren says and then bends down to try and pick up her new "baby".
"Hmmm... She's heavier than she looks," Lauren says with a worried face. "Say, what do we call her?"
You look at the license to find the grown woman's name.
"Says here her names Alice," you mutter.
"Let's call her Jessica!" Lauren says excitedly. "I've always wanted a little girl named Jessica."
At that moment, Jessica begins to cry. Normally, a baby's weeping is annoying, but crying from a 37 year old was much worse.
"WAHHHHHH!!!" she wailed
You don't realize what's wrong until a foul stench hits your nose. "Oh, gross! She needs a change!" you groan and then look up at Lauren. "Now what?"
"Now we change her. D'uh!" Lauren says as she touches something on her remote. "But first we'll need to make another quick change. I can't do anything until this baby is a little smaller..."
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