You walk to the kitchen, what in the world does a Renamon eat? You are deep in thought reviewing episodes in your mind, did they ever say Renamon's favorite food? After a bit of thought you decide to just ask. You walk over to Renamon and shyly ask, "Honey, what do you normally eat? You know I have the whole amnesia thing and all."
Renamon muses to herself, "Hmmm, what do I feel like eating today? I guess I'll have a fem."
You inquire, "'Fem?' what do you mean 'fem.' I don't know what you are talking about."
Renamon says, "Fem means girl, you should know that." She grins at you, then winces as another growl comes from her belly. You leave the house, and start walking down the street. A few moments later you realize, how in the heck are you supposed to just grab a girl for her to eat... Wait, she eats people?. Your brain kicks back in and starts processing. None of this can be real, it has to be a dream. Freak lightning storms don't just happen, for that matter neither do rifts to the digital world. Your mind goes a mile a minute with a billion different conspiracy theories. Then you realize, so what? So what if it is some big conspiracy, it makes you happy, and there isn't anything you can do about it either.
You weren't paying attention as you were entrenched in thought. Your legs carried you to a strip joint. You never went to places like this but then an idea comes to you, just hire one of the girls for some, "extra money" and bring her home for your beautiful lover. You go into the club and see one of them just getting off her shift, she is beautiful by "normal" standards. She is very thin and busty with blue eyes and blond hair. She is wearing a semi-transparent, white shirt with a nametag on it. Apparently she goes by "sparkles." You walk up to her and say in the smoothest voice you can manage, "Hey babe, you want to hook up for tonight?"
Sparkles replies, "Yeah that'll be $800."
You frantically feel around yourself trying to see if you have a wallet, you find that one thing is the same now as it was before, You're still broke. Sparkles looks up and sees you. After a few gazes she says, "Nevermind for someone who is as hot as you, it's free of charge." You sigh happily, you don't have to waist money getting a hooker to come to your house.
You bring her home and say to Renamon, "Breakfast is here." You close the door and lock it as Sparkles turns wild eyed to you. Your face that she found so beautiful is the last thing she sees. Renamon despite her size is still quite swift, and leaps at Sparkles. She quickly engulfs the blond locks of the girl. Renamon greedily swallows the girls shoulders and, using her immense strength hoists Sparkles into the air. Renamon then uses gravity to pull the large C breasts into her mouth. After that it is an easy gulp as Renamon finishes off the prostitute.
Once you realize what is going on after that sublime moment; you find that you are "pitching a tent, you embaresdly look at Renamon. She giggles and says, "Honey if you are so 'happy,' why not just do me now?" You are eager to take her up on her offer: But you really just met her this morning, in your mind at least. You say, "I'm sorry, I am not ready for that yet. I know we've been together for awhile, I just need to get to know you again." She looks as if she is about to respond when her belly lets loose a gurgling noise...
Choices 1 and 2 are both the choice of the next poster :)