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Chapter #2
PB & J Surprise
by: Unknown
Barney has been waiting to get revenge on you since last summer. It was obvious that he would be willing to do just about anything to get on your nerves. That gives you an idea about how to get him to eat some of the purple peanut butter.
You walk into the kitchen with the purple peanut butter and try to be loud enough so that Barney and Dora will know you are there. After you find some bread, jelly, and regular peanut butter you start to make a sandwich. You spread the regular peanut butter on the edges of a slice of bread and spread the purple peanut butter in the center of the same slice of bread. Then you spread the jelly on the other slice of bread and put the two slices of bread together, completing your peanut butter and jelly surprise sandwich.
You sit down and wait for the noise on the TV to die down. When it does you pretend to start eating the sandwich while having your back to the room where Barney and Dora are watching TV. You hear Barney come walking into the kitchen and snatch the sandwich out of your hands before you can take a bit, just as you expected. Due to the regular peanut butter concealing the purple version, Barney does not suspect a thing. “Thanks for the snack squirt,” he casually says to you while taking a bit out of the sandwich.
“Give it back,” you pretend to whine while making a half-hearted effort to get it back. He laughs at you while continuing to eat your little surprise. You really do not think that your acting is that good, but Barney was never really that smart. Barney was just the type of person that gained joy out of picking on people and you were saying what he wanted you to say while acting just like he would want you to act. Frankly, you think he acts like an eight year old bully and it will be funny when he really is the size of an eight year old.
You hear the TV start to blare up again. Barney throws the small portion of the sandwich that is left into the trash. “That was actually pretty good twerp. Now you can make one for yourself,” Barney says derisively as he walks back to continue watching TV. You chuckle to yourself. It will be nice to see what happens when his sister sees him shrinking. You will have to keep an eye on him too, even though you do not like him he has not done anything that means he deserves death. Depending on how small he gets, that might be a real possibility.
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