Honestly, I was a little bit unsure how to review this. There are parts of it that I'm not completely sure I understand. Maybe that just makes me a little bit culturally illiterate. Is "James" a popular author? The name doesn't really ring any bells.

Also, I have to say that some of your rhymes and meters don't really work for me. "Elementary" is rhymed with "plenty" which I don't really like, and in stanzas like the first and the third, the last lines have two many syllables which gives the whole thing a very awkward feeling.

I do like the oxymorons. Particularly, the "cliche original". I've always been a fan of oxymorons myself.