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Some tortures are physical
And some are mental,
But the one that is both
Is dental.
~Ogden Nash
The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. ~George Bernard Shaw
For there was never yet philosopher
That could endure the toothache patiently.
~William Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing
We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. ~Joseph Heller
The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. ~Thomas Fuller
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Pain. Not the deathly ill kind or the life threatening kind, but the 'toothachy times four- taking over your head so you cannot think' kind. The panic-y, can't sit still, 'will the pain meds ever kick in?' kind. The 'can't disassociate yourself from it, big ole nasty monster sitting inside your head insidiously mocking you' kind. THAT kind of pain. The 'yeah, I'm a baby about that sort of pain' pain and 'just want it to GO AWAY but it won't' kind of pain. The 'feel like I'm bouncing off walls studded with nasty sharp spikes' variety.
Well, it will tomorrow when I have the four teeth extracted and my bottom jaw will be ripped open from stem to storm (yes storm) and it can't possibly hurt more than this does, but then at least I'll have something more than Ibuprofen to help deal with it.
I've been dealing with this now for over a week due to the joys of no insurance and not being able to find a 'sure, I'll take payments' dentist. Well, I finally found one and all will be well. But it certainly has had me thinking about pain. Especially as I don't seem to be able to think of much of anything else!
So in a weird way of trying to sidetrack myself, I went looking for good descriptions of pain. The twelves or fifteens on a scale of one to ten.
Central Pain is the name for a pain syndrome which occurs when injury to the Central Nervous System is insufficient to cause numbness but sufficient to cause central sensitization of the pain system.
An injured motor nerve simply carries less current. Injured pain nerves, paradoxically, do exactly the opposite, they increase their signal. It is not a simple increase, however. They eventually gain the power to humorally influence uninjured neighbor neurons, which begin autonomous firing.
The process can become so violent that the thalamus, the brain pain center, records "bursts" of impulses from these injured nerves. After sufficient bombardment threatens neuron death in the thalamus, it "shuts down". Central Pain apparently occurs at this point. It is as if the entire pain system is acting like a nerve ending. Ungated pain signals thus reach the cortex, causing unbearable suffering.(Devor's work in The Axon , ed.Waxman, Oxford Univ. Press, 1995).
Hmmmm. *mouth begins to feel better*
Found some descriptions of these sorts of pain online. All of these were posted anonymously.
For me central pain feels like being wrapped in aluminum foil, broiled for a bit, then the foil is attached to electrodes where low voltage is constantly being fed to create a feeling of being wrapped up in electricity, buzzing like a computer that never gets turned off.
I feel like I am kneeling on large pieces of scalding, broken glass.
Perspectives are a marvelous thing! Then again, I haven't come across too many descriptions of mouth pain in the short stories or books I've read. If I ever give a character a toothache, at least I will have first hand experience in describing it! Maybe that's why none of my characters have ever had to experience a toothache. I wouldn't even wish one on a character I don't particularly like!
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From my last newsletter. . .
Winnie Kay says:This may be your best editorial, Fyn.
The positive message in this NL has made me realize there are surprises all around us if we only stop and look, instead of grumbling about the task at hand. I will remember this as I stumble through 2010. Thanks, Fyn, for the wake-up call.
Thank you
water pebble writes:What caught my eye were the sayings at the top of the newsletter. Thanks for sharing these. And may all the blank pages this year be filled with resolutions that make aspiring authors' dreams a reality.
Abosolutely!
Mark comments:Very inspiring NL Fyn. I just read this on New Year's eve morning - I feel like I am tackling New Year's Eve with a little bit more in my arsenal. Thank you.
Awwww. Thank YOU!
Zeke adds:Fifty-five? You're just a youngster. On January 4 I will be celebrating my 74th and starting out on my 75th. Happy birthday and have a great, interesting and productive new year.
Happy belated birthday to you!
Poplar said:Thank you Fyn. That was very meaningful. I enjoyed the perspective!
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