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Wow, the things I would do if I had super powers. I would have one heck of a life. The following is how I think it would go from the point that I get my super powers.
I was in my basement playing the Chicago White Sox in a game of pool, and was on the verge of victory. I was also on the verge of ordering a 88 square inch pizza. Winning is hungery work. All of the White Sox were sweating like the sun was clasping them. The thought of losing to a ten year old was embarassing to them, no matter how much of a pordigy I was.
The aquired smell of sweat was throwing my game off, so I used telekatnetick powers to bring a lysol can to me. In the middle of my shot I realized something. I shouldn't have telekanetick powers! It threw my shot off and the cue ball hit starting pitcher Mark Buehrle in the head. The power of the contact sent Mark Buehrle flying threw the cement wall. It did not seem right that I was that strong either. Some of the players on the White Sox stood pale, and lifeless while others were panick-stricken. I wisht hey were all just lifeless because the panick-stricken ones exploded leaving a huge mess for me to clean up.
All of the White Sox left, or exploded and I had time to think. What will I do with new super powers. I discovered I had telekanetick powers, telepathic powers, freezing breath, supre strenth, super speed, and I could do algerbra. That does not seem like a super power but I normally suck at math. My choices of how to use my powrs were basic. I could use it for good, evil, or idiocy. I decided to use them for idiocy.
It was a new day and I could do almost what ever I wanted to. I had super powers, so I could not be stopped. The first thing I had to do was learn how to use them without hurting myself. I didn't care if I hurt the others around me I just did not want to hurt my self. For the next three weeks I honed my powers and learned to pasturise milk. There was nothing on t.v. and I gave all my books to charity. Then the charity burned them for fire.