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Rated: 13+ · Poetry · Other · #1019564
funny anecdote
dirty, ugly, filthy,
chasing you round the room,
sperm mop, what can you do?

clean it, scrub it,
bleach it, kill it,
sperm mop, what can you do?

help me, save me,
it burns, o the germs!
sperm mop, what can you do?

poor mop, sad mop,
save the mop, pity the mop,
sperm mop, what can you do?


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