The Garage Sale

There was a man who's house was full of junk. He decieded he needed a Garage Sale. Everything he saw he wanted to keep. When he found enough stuff for a Garage Sale he put everthing in the garage and priced them. Next Saturday people came to his garage sale and after 3 hours everything he sold was gone. He got $1,000 out of the garage sale. When he went to the store he bought everything he sold and actully spent $1,250 instead of $1,000. Well you know the saying. A fool and his money are soon parted.