Haikus: Potato Haikus

:::::::::Potato Haikus:::::::::
1 You Killed a country,
robbing them of all their food.
Don't hide under-ground!

2 They taste good as food.
It even makes clocks run well.
Now! Shoot guns with them!

3 Think of the hot ones
always passed, never loved. Stop!
potatoes cry too!

Author Comments

I was told to remove Haiku grabbag based on free account abuse. I hope it is satisfactory to split it into the three catagories as seen here. I apologize to those that wrote reviews that were lost in the transition, and of course thank everyone for their comments.

And as a bonus, I added one.