Crazy Joe's Soapbox

Down the block you spot a small crowd gathered around a man standing on a soapbox. As you approach, you see that his clothes are tattered and worn, and his body is coated with grime and dirt.

"It's the damn government! Thats who it is!! We need to all get together and stop this shit!" he yells, almost certainly intoxicated.

"Who is this guy," you ask to the person next to you.

"He's Crazy Joe! What are you new in town?"

"Well, yeah, actually. Does he just stand her and talk all day?"

"Yeah, pretty much. The cops tried to arrest him once, but the people here love to hear him talk, so they all protested. Oohh, shh, hes talking about the Newspaper guy now, we all know hes in with the mob..."